Posted on 08/15/2021 8:29:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Lawn Mowing Simulator, a game about mowing and managing your landscaping business, is now out on PC and Xbox Series X|S.
Lawn Mowing Simulator looks perfect for zen gamers who just want to take a moment and unwind by mowing virtual grass and attending to the growth of their business
Lawn Mowing Simulator will feature:
PHYSICALLY AUTHENTIC LAWN MOWING EXPERIENCE – Execute ground checks, set your blade height, and measure your engine load as you complete a variety of contracts across Career Mode, Free Mode or Challenge Mode. Take your mowing to further heights with several attachments from stripe rollers, mulching kits, grass collectors, recyclers, flail decks and more.
BEAUTIFUL RURAL BRITISH COUNTRYSIDE – Lawn Mowing Simulator is set in a beautiful British countryside town. Busy residential streets, vast castle grounds, quaint cottage greens, and large equestrian fields are just some of the locations that await your mowing blades.
(Excerpt) Read more at gamingtrend.com ...
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/zRRXpgxRe7Y
I play Blogging Simulator. I pretend I’m a “citizen journalist” and cut and paste material from other blogs into my own blog, and then post bits and pieces of it into other sites and see how many hits I can get. I add words to the headline, like “boom” and “destroys” and “decimate” even if I don’t know what they mean.
I can barely stand doing it in real life, little less sitting on my ass doing it on a tv.
I just spent almost two hours on my Troy-Bilt mowing an acre and a quarter, and they have a sim now for fat-asses who can’t even sit in a bucket seat and turn an ignition key?!? God, people have gotten lazy.........
You also pretend you to leave comments that no one cares about
You seem to have a lot of practice at it too.
“It’s an authentic mowing experience”
It’s not authentic until you mow over a coil of bailing wire and spend an hour on your back cutting it out of the blade spindle.
I loved riding my lawn mower on my 5 acre parcel back in the day. It was a blast. Throw a few mixed drinks, put on the headphones, and pretend I am a formula one driver. Couldnt drink beer though, had to be a mixed drink. The beers would just foam over. Can’t say I would want to simulate it though... But for all those who want simulations... Here is Cubicle simulator. https://www.construct.net/en/free-online-games/office-simulator-2356/play
But it would give plausible deniability if your spouse says, "Will you please mow the lawn? It's a foot high!" You can say, "Sure," and not be lying.
Technically.
No lawncare simulator is any good without being able to simulate popping the top on a cool one after you’ve finished.
Does cutting the grass in a simulator get your wife off your butt about cutting the grass?
Asking for a friend...
“It’s not authentic until you mow over a coil of bailing wire and spend an hour on your back cutting it out of the blade spindle.”
I’m glad I’m not the only one. Mine was a nylon strap I use for pulling big fallen limbs to the burn pile. Fell off the mower. I saw it. It was right there in front of me, but my brain would not stop the mower. About 30 minutes of prying an cutting.
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