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Museum pays artist $84K — he delivers 2 blank canvases titled ‘Take the Money and Run’
NY Post ^ | 29 sept 2021 | Ben Cost

Posted on 09/29/2021 2:11:10 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

Denmark's Kunsten Museum of Modern Art was epically hoodwinked after giving artist Jens Haaning $84,000 to use in a piece -- only to have him pocket the cash and turn in blank canvases cheekily entitled "Take the Money and Run."

It was a case of art imitating heist.

Just in case you thought charging $120,000 for a banana was highway robbery, a Danish museum gave an artist $84,000 to use in a commissioned piece — only to have him pocket the cash and turn in two blank canvases cheekily entitled “Take the Money and Run.”

“The work is that I have taken their money,” the nada-Vinci told Danish radio program “P1 Morgen” last week of the irreverent performance piece and mega-minimalist work. “It’s not theft. It is a breach of contract, and breach of contract is part of the work.”

As for the $84,000, Hanning “hasn’t broke any contract yet,” Andersson said, since repayment isn’t due until early next year. However, he specified that if the money is not returned by then, the museum will “take the necessary steps to ensure that” the provocateur coughs up the cash.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: denmark; honest; jenshaaning; kunstenmuseum
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A FOOL AND THEIR MONEY...
1 posted on 09/29/2021 2:11:10 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Plagiarizing Hunter I see.


2 posted on 09/29/2021 2:13:41 PM PDT by TheDon (Resist the usurpers)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

LOL, nice.


3 posted on 09/29/2021 2:14:04 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Clever!


4 posted on 09/29/2021 2:14:09 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“...ARE SOON ELECTED.” -— Will Rogers


5 posted on 09/29/2021 2:14:51 PM PDT by decal (MOLON JABE)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

This guy could have a bright future selling goods and products to the US Government.


6 posted on 09/29/2021 2:15:48 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

More likely a publicity stunt to generate free press !


7 posted on 09/29/2021 2:15:57 PM PDT by Pikachu_Dad ("the media are selling you a line of soap)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
The museum has never heard of "progress payments"? You put down a small advance to reserve the time and materials, then make payments as contractual milestones are completed.

I've handled multi-million dollar construction projects and that's how we do it. If the contractor seems otherwise sketchy, we may also require them to post bond or do a letter of credit.

8 posted on 09/29/2021 2:16:01 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Somewhere, Banksy is giving this guy a standing ovation.


9 posted on 09/29/2021 2:16:15 PM PDT by Retrofitted
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Not since Pet Rocks have I given a nod and thumbs up to a rip-off genius! This guy is a natural for a political office in D.C. He can even rip off a U.S. birth certificate to run. It worked for Obama.


10 posted on 09/29/2021 2:21:54 PM PDT by smvoice (King Joege: He's really quite mad you know )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

This guy obviously took lessons from the Biden administration.


11 posted on 09/29/2021 2:22:12 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well those will be the last pairings this guy will ever sell. Hell have to make that $84,000 last.


12 posted on 09/29/2021 2:23:00 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 285 days away from outliving Andrew Gold)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Other examples of this guy’s “art.”

https://www.artsy.net/artist/jens-haaning


13 posted on 09/29/2021 2:23:07 PM PDT by decal (MOLON JABE)
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To: TheDon

or Woody Allen....


14 posted on 09/29/2021 2:37:12 PM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

If they were completely blank, they weren’t paintings, so he needs to give the money back.


15 posted on 09/29/2021 2:37:16 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
The first true genius artist who is also completely honest.

16 posted on 09/29/2021 2:40:59 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Hunter Biden approves.


17 posted on 09/29/2021 2:44:27 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. I will never b.e a peaceful slave in a new socialist America.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

A painting about nothing.


18 posted on 09/29/2021 2:44:34 PM PDT by Old Yeller (We're a nation of surprisingly talented people run by the least talented of us.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I like this guy!

He sees what the pols are doing with the killer vaxxes and is learning. Some people are just asking to be fleeced!

Well done, sir!


19 posted on 09/29/2021 2:46:37 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Bank in high school the class clown handed in a blank sheet entitled “Polar Bear on Iceberg in a Blizzard.” Even the teacher laughed.


20 posted on 09/29/2021 2:51:06 PM PDT by gloryblaze
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