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NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remains (Satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/14/2021 | babylon Bee.com

Posted on 10/14/2021 1:39:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003

U.S.—Remember super-Christian and football/baseball player Tim Tebow? The guy who took a knee before it was cool? Well, Tebow is now officially the only member of the NFL. The bold change for the league occurred after officials decided that everyone who had ever said a bad word would be removed from the league.

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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: babbee; tebow
Given the way liberals are clutching their pearls and fainting on the couch b/c Gruden said mean things (up there with mean tweets) this is dead on.

The Tebow reference is gold (IMHO).

1 posted on 10/14/2021 1:39:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003
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To: freedumb2003

“Only Tim Tebow Remains (Satire)”

I guess the jury came back and cut him a break on “fiddlesticks” under the Gomer Pyle clause.


2 posted on 10/14/2021 1:51:14 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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To: freedumb2003

4 or 5 years after my first wife and I divorced, we were having lunch with one of our sons for his birthday. She dissed a few of my church friends for some of the things she thought they had behaved poorly. Then she moved on to folks I worked with.

Finally, I had a belly full of her garbage and said to her, “Ya know, if everybody I went to church with or worked with had to be perfect, I wouldn’t have anybody to work with or go to church with.” She looked at me with a puzzled look and promptly quit running her mouth.

Hard to see it at the time, and I know it runs counter to most Biblical teaching, but I actually think God blessed me with that divorce. Stayed single for 18.5 years before I married again.


3 posted on 10/14/2021 1:52:59 PM PDT by RatRipper (The Biden Adm is leading an attack against US citizens . . . pure evil.)
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To: freedumb2003

What’s an NFL?


4 posted on 10/14/2021 2:00:20 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: freedumb2003

Tim actually wore the "ugly rookie haircut" pretty well. ;o)~

5 posted on 10/14/2021 2:00:23 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL, too funny-


6 posted on 10/14/2021 2:00:41 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Liberty Valance

Yeah, noooo.

Not a Gator fan, but even as a rival, Tim Tebow is The Man


7 posted on 10/14/2021 2:03:32 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
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To: freedumb2003

If the FCC enforced the “no profanity” rule for radio communication, I don’t think there would be one NASCAR team with a radio.


8 posted on 10/14/2021 2:16:55 PM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: Ed Condon

There’d be zero professional sports. Not much college either.


9 posted on 10/14/2021 3:15:30 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: freedumb2003

F***, Roger Goodell!


10 posted on 10/14/2021 3:39:53 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Vaquero

NFL = re Goodell, National F***king Loser!!!!


11 posted on 10/14/2021 5:24:49 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: RatRipper

Detraction. Gossiping is a form of detraction.

Truth is not a defense to a “charge” of drtraction because one detracts by telling the truth, but at an inappropriate time, or to people who do not need to know, or are better off not knowing.

Catholic moral theology still keeps track of this kind of stuff even if the common law only comprehends the slander and libel (falsehoods) of the ledger.


12 posted on 10/14/2021 7:46:52 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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