Posted on 10/19/2021 5:36:02 AM PDT by dynachrome
With former President Bill Clinton released from the hospital after a serious infection, hospital flamethrower crews have arrived on site to disinfect his hotel room.
"This is just our standard procedure whenever Bill Clinton visits a hospital, but we've never seen anything like this," said pyro-disinfection Team Leader Chet Cordray. "He had every infection in the book. Three of our staff got chlamydia just walking into the room."
"We have no choice but to torch the entire room before the deadly infections spread and threaten the rest of the world's populations."
As soon as he finished speaking, an oozing cluster of infection sprouted legs and screeched a hellish screech as it charged the team.
"KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" cried Cordray as he engaged his flamethrower. "DIE, INFERNAL CREATURE!"
After a 30-minute sustained burn in the room, sources are reporting that the repulsive cocktail of infections has been contained—for now.
(UPDATE: Nevermind, they had to burn down the whole hospital.)
“Three of our staff got chlamydia just walking into the room.”
...BIG TIME LOL!
Egads! No wonder the Left is trying to cancel the Babylon Bee with pitchforks and torches. Well done..😁
I’m with them on that one.
But wow, this one was ruthless.
***smirk***
Love the Bee!
Go Babylon Bee!
Yes, it’s a bit over the top......
....but so is Bill Clinton getting away with his shenanigans!..and they’re waaay over the top!
I was just reading story after story this morning of ALL the corruption this administration continues to do....
....depressing
Then I saw Babylon Bee!!
Thank you Babylon Bee!!!
Clinton likely has HIV aloong with several incurable STDs.
They had to burn down the room to disinfect it.
Like I said way back in the day after his episode with Monica:
” you never know where his hands have been or what they were doing. I would NEVER let that man make me a hamburger paddy. So why would I ever vote for him as president?”
Anyone ever find out what the Toons were doing in CA...?
Not I
Better follow-up the flamethrowers with spraying radioactive acid just to make sure.
ick, even his pictures look skeevy. I can’t imagine being up close.
Saturday Night Live, more like Saturday Night Dead-—eat your heart out!!!...BB will take the heat that you won’t!!!!
Ya think they may be hiding something? The media’s diagnosis is controlled by the Clinton’s publicists. The most recent photos show a gaunt face with weight loss. I’m sure there is a pool going out there. I’ve seen that look before. The devil must be dancing down there.
Why isn’t Bill Clinton circumscribed? Because ther is no end to that pr^*k. lol
My bet is Bill Clinton will, like Nelson Rockefeller, meet his end with a heart attack while between the thighs of some bimbo
Ask yourself, how did he get an e coli urinary track infection, Mayor Pete could tell you. https://californianewstimes.com/bill-clintons-sepsis-caused-by-e-coli-and-he-went-to-hospital-after-vomiting-at-event-doctor-says/559656/
Flamethrower ? I thought that was a bouncer at a gay bar.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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