Posted on 11/09/2021 10:47:41 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House has set aside a special seat for "honored guest" Peter Doocy of Fox News, Jen Psaki confirmed Monday.
Doocy was concerned, however, when he realized the "seat of honor" was positioned directly under a precariously dangling piano.
"Um, Press Secretary Psaki, do you think I could get a different seat?" Doocy asked, looking up worriedly. "I'm pretty sure there is a massive grand piano directly above me."
A smiling Psaki assured him there was no piano and that he was "perfectly safe." "We'll circle back to your question," she said while making a "cutting" motion with her fingers to some aides in the rafters. "Geez, these Fox News reporters, am I right?"
Everyone in the room chuckled, except Peter Doocy, who shouted, "Help! Help! I'm about to be crushed by a baby grand!" This only made the other reporters laugh harder at the "deranged conspiracy theorist" and well-known troublemaker.
Finally, the piano fell. Doocy dove out of the way and barely made it out alive. "Curses!" shouted Jen Psaki. "You were supposed to be flat!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Flat Stanley was fired because he refused the jab. Was supposed to be replaced by Flat Peter as part of a Bidens jobs program. Psaki will “circle back” to us on that...
Jen ponders: “...And we would have gotten away with it too,
if it weren’t for that meddling Doocy kid!”
I saw a nice looking woman walk by. Did something happen in the background?
They sure wish they could
:)
-PJ
Nothing pressing.
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