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1 posted on 02/09/2022 1:39:44 PM PST by nickcarraway
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“The moment I realized I was already recording...”

That reminds me of when my wife discovered the difference between “Reply” and “Reply All” in a family email, LOL.


2 posted on 02/09/2022 1:41:23 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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I’ve had several cases where the interviewer had such stupid, irrelevant questions I withdrew the application.


4 posted on 02/09/2022 1:43:40 PM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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Well, what was the question? Something about what kind of tree she would be, or who was her favorite character in The Wizard of Oz?


5 posted on 02/09/2022 1:46:23 PM PST by OKSooner (All thinking people should read "The Real Anthony Fauci" by RFK Jr, and "Rainbow Six" by Tom Clancy.)
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“The question is … the stupidest, cheesiest question I’ve ever read in my life,”

I'd hire her. She's not wrong.

13 posted on 02/09/2022 2:00:21 PM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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I saw a pretty funny meme that I didn’t save the other day:

Interviewer: What’s you greatest weakness?

Interviewee: I would say my weakness is honesty.

Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a weakness.

Interviewee: I don’t give a $%^$ what you think.


14 posted on 02/09/2022 2:01:54 PM PST by suthener ( )
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She’s young and beautiful. She’ll snatch herself a rich husband. No worries.


16 posted on 02/09/2022 2:06:58 PM PST by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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An oldie but goodie...

Millenial Job Interview.

It's scripted and professionally acted, but hilarious.

-PJ

17 posted on 02/09/2022 2:08:10 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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and not even blond... /s


20 posted on 02/09/2022 2:13:11 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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Remember, if they ask you what your greatest weakness is,

you answer “chocolate”.


26 posted on 02/09/2022 2:23:22 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
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It’s you’re not your


37 posted on 02/09/2022 2:43:58 PM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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Then of course if you’re tired of boiling water for pasta every time, just boil up a gallon of water and freeze it. Then it’d be ready the next time you need it for pasta.


41 posted on 02/09/2022 2:51:29 PM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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Some things only work on “Opposite Day”....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xiwtXHPwGPE

44 posted on 02/09/2022 2:58:20 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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I'm a lucky guy, I felt like I bombed a couple of interviews with the same company last July. I'm 67, hard of hearing, and they were infernal Indeed video interviews.

During the interview with the owner, I confused her name (she uses her son's name on emails, and I went by that).

To tell you the truth, I think they zeroed in on me from my resume, 30+ years of tax and accounting work.

The following week I did a sit down interview with their CPA. His first remarks were "you're WAY overqualified for this position." I chuckled I agreed, but told him I'm not looking to be in charge of anyone.

I was hired the next day, and became their oldest employee by 10 years. It's a great fit, the younger employees run circles around me on current technology, but when it comes to dealing with the state and federal bureaucracies, I know exactly where to look, or who to talk to.

52 posted on 02/09/2022 3:18:51 PM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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On the other hand, restaurant jobs in the '80s were not a big deal. There was always another one waiting.

With that in mind on one line cook job interview when the pretty assistant manager lady said "Walk this way" to go to the office for the interview I replied, "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need a job!"

She had a good sense of humor and hired me anyway.
53 posted on 02/09/2022 3:24:27 PM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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Maybe she wanted to sue them, like that football coach that says his skin color is keeping him from getting a job.
Lame people make lame excuses.


57 posted on 02/09/2022 4:28:21 PM PST by Honest Nigerian
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I’ll have to admit that I’m not the right person to comment on this. I’ve had only job interview in my life and continue to work for the guy who interviewed me. It was in February of 1966.


58 posted on 02/09/2022 4:33:05 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (Capitalism is what happens when you leave people alone.)
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She is not that smart maybe but it is a stupid question.
64 posted on 02/09/2022 5:23:00 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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SkyWest Airlines, “That’s for old people like my parents, that’s funny...”

Millennial Job Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KjdDJr1c


68 posted on 02/09/2022 8:15:25 PM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more hash brown patties! )
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Many years ago I was in an interview years ago and was on the 2nd round. That was with a VP, who’d happened to have flown in that day for other stuff, and decided to interview me. I can’t remember exactly what the question was, but it was most likely really general, like “why should we hire you?”. My answer was “Well, I’m one of the laziest people you’ll probably ever meet.”
Dead silence followed, and I continued, “You see, I want computers to work for me, not the other way around, so I’m willing to invest time, thought and energy in any automation I can so that everything runs as smoothly as possible with as little additional babysitting from me as I can manage.”
It was a systems manager position, and I ended up working there for more than a decade. It was a fun gig because I really enjoyed the folks I worked with.


69 posted on 02/09/2022 8:26:21 PM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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