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The Official Friday Silliness Thread
Posted on 03/04/2022 1:51:25 AM PST by Trillian
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fridaysilliness
Let's have some fun!
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posted on
03/04/2022 1:51:25 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: handy old one; Conservative4Life; doubled; FrogHawk; foundedonpurpose
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posted on
03/04/2022 1:51:53 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/04/2022 1:57:29 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/04/2022 1:59:46 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/04/2022 2:01:57 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: real saxophonist
What does Good time Charlie have???
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
03/04/2022 2:09:49 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
Well, it looks like another company in my area is going through some tough times - Acme Ruler Mfg. said they wouldn’t be making yardsticks any longer.
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posted on
03/04/2022 2:47:27 AM PST
by
LouieFisk
To: LouieFisk
That’s certainly a good meter of declining economy.
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posted on
03/04/2022 2:54:44 AM PST
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Indeed. One way to measure if the business climate is inching upward or downward.
To: Trillian
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level.
So I described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake.”
Inspired by my story, the doctor said,
“You must be some outdoorsman!”
“No,” I replied,
“I’m just a $hitty golfer.”
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/04/2022 6:21:14 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: Trillian
Where did you get a dog with ears like that?
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posted on
03/04/2022 6:27:28 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/04/2022 8:50:47 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: Trillian
LOL. I choked on my coffee!
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posted on
03/04/2022 10:31:38 AM PST
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: zeugma
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posted on
03/04/2022 3:41:22 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Conservative4Life
I was doing a search for bulk pasta on amazon and this is what comes up. Seriously amazon?
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posted on
03/04/2022 7:54:55 PM PST
by
Trillian
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