The Official Friday Silliness Thread

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

9 posted on 04/16/2022 6:40:40 AM PDT by wyokostur

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To: Trillian

How much of the earth is covered in water? A: About 70%

How much of that water is naturally carbonated? A: 0%

QED: The earth is flat!

10 posted on 04/16/2022 6:47:52 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )

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To: wyokostur; ShadowAce

😂

11 posted on 04/16/2022 1:50:14 PM PDT by Trillian

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To: Trillian

12 posted on 04/16/2022 1:51:06 PM PDT by Trillian

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