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1 posted on 04/18/2022 12:25:33 PM PDT by Signalman
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At least he’ll show up to the afterlife clean


2 posted on 04/18/2022 12:27:16 PM PDT by struggle
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Death by stupidity.


3 posted on 04/18/2022 12:27:45 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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4 posted on 04/18/2022 12:30:19 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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Just in time to vote in the primaries!


5 posted on 04/18/2022 12:30:20 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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Don't automatic car wash places have ginormous signs saying:
STAY IN YOUR CAR! DON'T GET OUT OF YOUR CAR!
But maybe not at the ones in Rio Linda Escondido....
6 posted on 04/18/2022 12:30:36 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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The power behind those car washes is no joke!


7 posted on 04/18/2022 12:31:17 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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I guess the car wash was his final destination?


8 posted on 04/18/2022 12:31:33 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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Some people can mess up the most simple of situations.
All he had to do was stay seated in his car, like everybody else. Those big brushes are covered with soft looking bristles, but never forget, those swinging brushes are very forceful and fully robotic. They are far stronger than the average driver. Probably had drank too many pre-supper beers.


9 posted on 04/18/2022 12:33:25 PM PDT by lee martell (u)
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I’ll have to remember that the next time I decide to get out of my car as it’s going through a car wash.


10 posted on 04/18/2022 12:34:43 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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I’m sure the ambulance chasers have already contacted the family.


11 posted on 04/18/2022 12:34:48 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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Dyin’ at the Car Wash!

Dyin’ at the Car WAsh!

Yeah!.....................


12 posted on 04/18/2022 12:34:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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I managed my buddys dads place way back in the late 70s early 80s. many ways to get hurt and die at a car wash


14 posted on 04/18/2022 12:35:46 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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Never get off the boat


17 posted on 04/18/2022 12:39:01 PM PDT by circlecity
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Dar-wash? (I just made that up)


19 posted on 04/18/2022 12:40:09 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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He may have been having a real medical emergency.


20 posted on 04/18/2022 12:40:10 PM PDT by erlayman
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I bet he was vaccinated. The real cause.

😆🤣😂🤪 Just kidding.


21 posted on 04/18/2022 12:41:01 PM PDT by David Chase
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Hand washing is superior in many ways.


23 posted on 04/18/2022 12:47:43 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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24 posted on 04/18/2022 12:49:06 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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Sounds like he won’t have an A-1 Day.


26 posted on 04/18/2022 12:53:04 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
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Oh great. Now thanks to this idiot there will be Federal Safety Regulations to deal with because apparently any time one person dies through stupidity the US congress or OSHA or some such alphabet agency has to react and make up more stupid rules. The rules will achieve nothing. Always remember:

There is no such thing as Idiot-Proof. There is only Idiot-Resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds.


27 posted on 04/18/2022 12:55:27 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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