Posted on 06/29/2022 3:29:48 PM PDT by dynachrome
SESAME STREET - The CDC has issued a lockdown advisory to the residents of Sesame Street after longtime roommates Bert and Ernie revealed they have both contracted Monkeypox.
"Our hearts go out to Bert and Ernie, who have been platonic and exclusive friends for many years now," said Big Bird. "Luckily, they have both received the monkeypox vaccine and all 13 monkeypox boosters. We pray for their speedy recovery."
"Hey there, Bert, I don't know if that bathhouse in Madrid was worth it," Ernie was heard saying as muppet CDC bolted the door to their studio apartment shut.
The CDC is urging local residents to take extra precautions and refrain from muppet sexual activity with Bert and Ernie, or anyone else in the area who happens to be covered in festering sores.
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too funny........
If there was any doubt they were fags. Poor Elmo was groomed by both of them.
Babylon Bee has been on a tear...
Bugger Me Elmo.
Not sure of the new actor since my kids are not in the age range.
I recall robot chicken did a skit about them and Sesame Street pride day. It was hysterical.
C’mon, man! Those guys look too intelligent for a network TV job.
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