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Joe Biden: "From the time I got to the Senate 720 years ago ... I'm serious, think about it!"
Not The Bee ^ | 14 September 2020 | Jesse James

Posted on 09/14/2022 11:04:27 AM PDT by Red Badger

VIDEO AT LINK................

Um, WHAT??

Welp, you have to be 30 to enter the Senate, which would mean he's at least 750, which puts him on the biblical par with Noah's father Lamech (777 years)...

This would mean Joe entered the Senate in the Year of Our Lord 1302, when Edward I, also known as Edward Longshanks, was King of England.

You know, the evil king from Braveheart?

I mean, c'mon, we make a lot of references to Braveheart around here, but I didn't think we were being LITERAL.

You may think this was a gaffe (one he never corrected), since he probably meant he was elected to the Senate in 1972 (the dude is still super old).

But we would never elect a man who makes this many mistakes in his mental capacity as President of the United States, the most powerful nation in the history of the world...

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TOPICS: History; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1302; biden; braveheart; edwardi; edwardlongshanks; gaffe
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1 posted on 09/14/2022 11:04:27 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

I swear the man doesn’t look a day over 650.


2 posted on 09/14/2022 11:08:15 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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To: Red Badger

Maybe Joe uses a lunar calendar. Which one is anyone’s guess.


3 posted on 09/14/2022 11:09:04 AM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Red Badger

And scientific data has show the human brain can only live for 700 years.


4 posted on 09/14/2022 11:09:59 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: Red Badger
on the biblical par with Noah's father Lamech (777 years)

Biden's interest in the number 777 is nil. However 666 is high on his list due to his ruler.

5 posted on 09/14/2022 11:10:10 AM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're At gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Red Badger

A feeble attempt at humor I suppose.

Might as well.....everything else he does is feeble.


6 posted on 09/14/2022 11:13:04 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Red Badger
Senile Sleepy Joe puppet: "I'm serious! ... think about it!"

Obviously, the senile Sleepy Joe puppet can only do two things:

  1. Cluelessly read (and mangle) his handlers' teleprompter speeches.
  2. Carelessly go off-script by mindlessly regurgitating his few favorite idiotic sayings: "Not a joke! Not a joke! ... I'm serious," or "I swear to you as a Biden," or "C'mon man, think about it! ... Think about it!"

Um, senile Sleepy Joe, everyone did think about it and the obvious conclusion is you are "a joke ... as a Biden."

7 posted on 09/14/2022 11:16:50 AM PDT by gw-ington (My preferred pronouns: she, him, it, senile, sleepy, puppet, laughing, hyena, stolen, election.)
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To: antidemoncrat

Explains much, it does.....................


8 posted on 09/14/2022 11:16:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: antidemoncrat

And scientific data has show the human brain can only live for 700 years.

Biden’s brain is a Zip drive in an SSD world.


9 posted on 09/14/2022 11:27:20 AM PDT by Flick Lives (FJB and the corrupt FBI)
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To: Red Badger

Is this is Cat years?


10 posted on 09/14/2022 11:29:57 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: Red Badger

720 years? Seems like he’s been the alleged president that long.


11 posted on 09/14/2022 11:32:58 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself.)
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To: Red Badger

If Joe entered the Senate in 1302, it must have been the Venetian Senate.

Meanwhile, as he was taking his seat, Romeo dei Montecchi and Juliet dei Cappelletti were about to meet for the first time in Verona, about 75 miles away. Over in China, the Yüan dynasty was going strong, with emperor Yüan Ch’eng-tsung, aka Temür Khan at the helm. The emperor Andronikos II Palaiologos ruled what remained of the Roman Empire and Sultan Baybars II ruled over its neighbor, the powerful Mamluk Empire in Egypt, which had halted the Mongol invasion of the Middle East and then kicked out the last of the Crusaders.


12 posted on 09/14/2022 11:36:00 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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It has seemed like 750 years since he has been in the public eye. Oh yeah. Joe Biden is a disgusting child groping chomo.


13 posted on 09/14/2022 11:50:14 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: V_TWIN

Ronald Reagan knew how to do this...FJB does not...he’s only good at yelling.


14 posted on 09/14/2022 11:51:10 AM PDT by Aria
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To: Red Badger

Here is a map of the year 1300: https://www.worldhistorymaps.info/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/map-1300ad-2048x1203.jpg

I could only guess what country he was a senator for back then.
Holy Roman Empire?
Kingdom of the Two Sicilys?
Taureg nomadic tribes?

Someone needs to ask him.


15 posted on 09/14/2022 12:00:03 PM PDT by Doctor Congo
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To: Aria

You have to be intelligent to use self depreciating humor......and brandon ain’t it.


16 posted on 09/14/2022 12:00:31 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Doctor Congo

Iceland’s Althing....................


17 posted on 09/14/2022 12:00:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Doctor Congo
Someone needs to ask him.

Tough to do, he hasn't had areal press conference for over 3 years.

18 posted on 09/14/2022 12:01:30 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Flick Lives
Biden’s brain is a Zip drive in an SSD world.

More like paper tape or punch cards.

19 posted on 09/14/2022 12:40:56 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: Red Badger

Given the Demon possession in his family bloodline, Ole Pedophile Joe is trying let it all out. Like his Son did leaving his laptop at a repair shop to be read.

Truth is eternal. Lies are exposed in time.


20 posted on 09/14/2022 12:54:45 PM PDT by Musketeer
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