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The Babylon Bee Publishes a Hysterical Spoof of a College English Course Description. Oh, Wait, It's a REAL Course Description!
PJ Media ^ | 11/28/2022 | George Harbison

Posted on 11/28/2022 9:31:14 PM PST by SeekAndFind

The Babylon Bee is far and away the leading source of conservative satirical content on the internet. Its writers brilliantly skewer the entire spectrum of woke and PC nonsense on a daily basis. Its pieces are shared widely in social media by clear thinkers seeking comedic relief in the face of the avalanche of increasingly crazy and dangerous ideas, positions, and rhetoric emanating by the American left.

If the Babylon Bee’s most creative satirists conjured up a parody of a woke college course description, it would probably read something like this:

(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Society
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THE COURSE DESCRIPTION

Reading and Writing Gender and Sexuality
ENGL 214
CREDITS: 0.5

How do you read gender? How do you read sexuality? How and in what ways have gender and sexuality been written and rewritten? This course serves as an introduction to queer and transfeminist theories and practices in gender and sexuality studies. Conceptualized through its intersections with race, ethnicity, coloniality, class, and ability, the sex/gender system of oppression has long served as a taxonomizing apparatus. And yet, the literary, in league with anticolonial, civil rights, and LGBTQ social movements, not only sheds sharp light on how gender and sexuality are regulated and troubled, but also animates the liberatory potential of imagining embodied relations otherwise. At once world-building and world-shattering, representations of gender and sexuality can leverage critiques against normativity in the same gesture as they bow to reproducing it. Taking our transnational cue from subjugated knowledges and intersectional epistemologies, we’ll constellate the diverging genealogies and methodologies that have shaped the politics and aesthetics as well as the ethics and affects of gender and sexuality. Against the traffic of binary opposition, we’ll index the possibilities of intimacy and performativity that determine desiring subjects and their objects. As a class collective, our aim will be to read and reread as well as write and rewrite texts that interrogate and complicate how gender and sexuality, as contested sites of pleasure and pain, are embodied and experienced. The geographic and generic focus of this course may vary; for more information, students should contact the instructor. This counts toward the methods requirement for the major and an elective for the women’s and gender studies major. Open only to first-year and sophomore students.

Prerequisite: ENGL 103 or 104.

Sadly, this nonsensical, unintelligible gibberish was copied, word-for-word, from an actual English course description currently appearing on the website of Kenyon College, one of the nation’s preeminent liberal arts colleges. That Kenyon approved a course description (and course) so replete with esoteric academic jargon and hackneyed, woke buzzwords reveals the intellectual vacuousness that currently permeates the college.

1 posted on 11/28/2022 9:31:14 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
Plucked from the course description is this sentence:

Conceptualized through its intersections with race, ethnicity, coloniality, class, and ability, the sex/gender system of oppression has long served as a taxonomizing apparatus.

Note that this is a statement of fact, rather than a reference to a topic that is to be discussed in class. In fact, it is the basis of the class, and it reveals its true agenda: indoctrinating students in cultural Marxism. Kenyon parents shell out upwards of $80 thousand per year to have their children exposed to this dangerous pedagogy and agenda. Are they aware of what those dollars are going for? And why in the world is this garbage part of an undergraduate English curriculum?
2 posted on 11/28/2022 9:31:59 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

The first thing that popped into my head after all that was “Well, is the teacher hot?”

I don’t even think like that normally, but a primal reaction is reflexive after reading such bilge.


3 posted on 11/28/2022 9:47:54 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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To: SeekAndFind

“Note that this is a statement of fact, “

Are you saying you actually “understood” that pile of dung?

Could you translate it into English?


4 posted on 11/28/2022 10:08:40 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how thery control you. )
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To: Dr. Sivana
people-sml-thompson

5 posted on 11/28/2022 10:10:27 PM PST by bmeyer4646
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To: aquila48

I majored in English.

In short, critical race theory with a dollop of transgenderism on top; a hard pass for anyone who wants to learn anything of substance.


6 posted on 11/28/2022 10:22:33 PM PST by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....!)
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To: SeekAndFind

Good grief. Glad my edumacation is over. ___ that.


7 posted on 11/28/2022 10:31:14 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: bmeyer4646

Well, if I were single, and was buying a pizza to share, and she started talking like that, I think my first response would be “Such an inconsequential matter to worry your pretty little head over.”


8 posted on 11/28/2022 10:32:19 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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To: bmeyer4646; Dr. Sivana
> "Well, is the teacher hot?"

If that's her in the photo, I'd say, no not particularly "hot", though we don't know about her features below the neck. But she's got nice eyes and a nice smile, so maybe somewhere in the crazy limit of the "fun zone" of the Hot/Crazy matrix, assuming of course that she dates men.

A close look at the back of her hair suggests green coloration; that's a sign that maybe she's higher up on the "Crazy" axis and over the No-Go diagonal line.

Finally, given the awful tripe she (presumably) wrote about her course, it really doesn't matter how hot she is or might be, she's just f'n nuts.

9 posted on 11/28/2022 10:37:49 PM PST by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords - Arthur Pendragon 2024)
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To: dayglored
she's just f'n nuts.

Well, of course. My original point was that while I normally like to engage in rational discourse and a civil, if intense, back and forth, the opacity of her bilge makes such impossible. That forces a default to a primal reaction, in part because it mocks what there is of a point she thinks she is making.
10 posted on 11/28/2022 10:46:02 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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To: SeekAndFind

No wonder many graduates don’t want to (and can’t) repay their student loans. I wouldn’t want to pay for such useless “educational” rubbish, either. And it doesn’t even qualify graduates to drive Uber cabs or flip cheap hamburgers


11 posted on 11/28/2022 10:51:23 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: SeekAndFind

Some idiots are borrowing money to have this nonsense inflicted upon themselves.

They should be made to pay every day for the rest of their lives.


12 posted on 11/28/2022 11:18:17 PM PST by glorgau
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To: bmeyer4646

that is one good looking nazi


13 posted on 11/28/2022 11:32:41 PM PST by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: aquila48

It says something obvious and simple - biological sex defines male and female.

It calls this oppressive and that’s bad.

They hate nature and nature’s Creator.


14 posted on 11/28/2022 11:39:01 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Dr. Sivana
She needs to read George Orwell’s essay, Politics and the English Language.

https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit

“Now, it is clear that the decline of a language must ultimately have political and economic causes: it is not due simply to the bad influence of this or that individual writer. But an effect can become a cause, reinforcing the original cause and producing the same effect in an intensified form, and so on indefinitely. A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts.”

15 posted on 11/28/2022 11:40:04 PM PST by PUGACHEV
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To: SeekAndFind

Oh ... a bullshit artist!

16 posted on 11/28/2022 11:55:26 PM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: TheWriterTX

I majored in English too. I can discuss Irish Literature and William Blake. We were gently encouraged not to discuss our fellow students’ sexual preferences unless it was a one-on-one sort of discussion out of class. That was called “getting lucky”


17 posted on 11/29/2022 3:06:08 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: aquila48
Are you saying you actually “understood” that pile of dung?

If you know about and understand the underlying premise then, in a word...YES.

...indoctrinating students in cultural Marxism.

You first have to spend time understanding cultural Marxism.
Obviously, others have done just that while others have not.

18 posted on 11/29/2022 3:08:50 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: SeekAndFind

My only thought is that there is a ton of money to be made in this “deprogramming”. Wish I had the skills, I’d set up shop today.


19 posted on 11/29/2022 3:14:24 AM PST by Bearshouse (Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem. *Thomas Jefferson)
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To: dayglored
If that's her in the photo, I'd say, no not particularly "hot", though we don't know about her features below the neck. But she's got nice eyes and a nice smile, so maybe somewhere in the crazy limit of the "fun zone" of the Hot/Crazy matrix, assuming of course that she dates men.

She's just far enough along on the Hot axis to tolerate a little "extra credit" activity if you're in her class.

After all, college is supposed to be 'work.'

20 posted on 11/29/2022 3:37:51 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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