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Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
Youtube ^ | 16 December 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/16/2022 2:58:27 PM PST by ShadowAce

Scientists have come up with an amazing new plant-based meat product that tastes exactly like the real thing! Our on-site reporter gets the scoop on exactly how they produce this incredible product.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; beef; fakemeat

1 posted on 12/16/2022 2:58:27 PM PST by ShadowAce
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To: ShadowAce

Damn straight.... Red meat is where it’s at !!


2 posted on 12/16/2022 3:02:13 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: maddog55

I’m a strict vegetarian. A lot of my food, though, is pre-processed.


3 posted on 12/16/2022 3:08:23 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
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4 posted on 12/16/2022 3:18:16 PM PST by stars & stripes forever ( Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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To: ShadowAce

“There is room at the table for all of God’s creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.”


5 posted on 12/16/2022 3:19:26 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: ShadowAce

American innovation at its best! I wonder if this amazing technology can be applied to pigs, sheep and other animals.


6 posted on 12/16/2022 3:19:42 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
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To: ShadowAce

Fertilized plants tend to provide more input to the mobile protein factories.


7 posted on 12/16/2022 3:24:49 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: ConservativeInPA
Back in the day, when I was much younger, I performed several experiments on pigs with the method, and they turned out quite successfully.

I have seen others do this with sheep and even some domesticated birds.

8 posted on 12/16/2022 3:26:23 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
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To: ShadowAce

Rack of lamb tonight. new gallery oven with probe. 450 10 min then 400 until medium at 140.


9 posted on 12/16/2022 3:28:19 PM PST by kvanbrunt2
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To: ShadowAce

Birds? Wow, seems like it would work with anything. Maybe they could try it with deer and elk. That would be great in my grocery store.


10 posted on 12/16/2022 3:32:46 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
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To: ShadowAce

I am a vegetarian once removed.


11 posted on 12/16/2022 3:35:42 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (What is left around which to circle the wagons?)
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To: ShadowAce

Grass-fed beef is vegan, right?


12 posted on 12/16/2022 3:37:23 PM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: ShadowAce

If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.

God corrected the error of vegetarianism with the great flood. Vegetarians were just too horrible to save.

Lo:

Genesis 1:29 (to Adam)
Here are all the herbs, God told them, that seed on earth, and all the trees, that carry in them the seeds of their own life, to be your food; (note, nothing about animules)

and then later

Genesis 9:3 (to Noah after the flood)
This creation that lives and moves is to provide food for you; I make it all over to you, by the same title as the herbs that have growth. 4 Only, you must not eat the flesh with the blood still in it. (meat is now on the menu!)


13 posted on 12/16/2022 3:45:57 PM PST by fruser1
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If God meant for man to be vegetarian, we’d have our eyes on the sides of our head like other prey animals and no canine teeth for tearing meat.


14 posted on 12/16/2022 3:48:15 PM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: ConservativeInPA

I prefer my bugs processed first before eating them.

Through a chicken.


15 posted on 12/16/2022 3:54:28 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: fruser1

Speaking of Bible i have taken to gleaning.
The farmer who rented my land was supposed to get it top dressed with nitrogen. Well the company he hired missed my field. Corn was short and i noticed the combine missed corn. So i gleaned it. Found out i liked doing it. And provided exercise. Did my cousin and two other farmers fields. I think i got enuff to feed out a hog next year...


16 posted on 12/16/2022 4:30:38 PM PST by FreshPrince
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To: ShadowAce

The cows, of course, also need to consume the deadly dihydrogen monoxide.


17 posted on 12/16/2022 5:35:17 PM PST by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerorum delenda sunt.)
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18 posted on 12/16/2022 5:45:24 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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