[RoosterRedux]

Let’s don’t jump to conclusions, the rooster might have been framed by the hens. You know what women are capable of.

[Red Badger]

... suspected it was the same one that had been sent to live on the farm after it had earlier attacked Kraus granddaughter.

It would have been dinner that very night if it were mine....................

[Opinionated Blowhard]

There has to be a great Irish drinking song out there somewhere about a man getting killed by his chicken.

[Da Coyote]

He should have simply choked the chicken.
Badda-bing, badda-boom!

[xp38]

This is for Colonel Sanders and KFC!

[Justa]

It's in their genes.

[RatRipper]

Some guys in my neck of the woods would think they are letting a good fighting rooster go to waste.

[HYPOCRACY]

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Was it the Vicious Chicken of Bristol?

[Gamecock]

I didn’t do it!

[heartwood]

See blood spurting:

1) don’t become a victim yourself

2) stop the bleed. Tourniquet if necessary. Pack, pressure, elevate, don’t remove dressings.

3) CPR if necessary. No point helping blood out of the body in large volume.

[lee martell]

Bad idea to send a “Tasmainian Chicken” to an old man already in poor health.
I am assuming the guilty bird was neutralized by wringing his feathery neck, plucked, washed and roasted with garlic and tarragon. This can be served at the old man’s Wake or memorial

[euram]

Man Eating Chicken on the Loose

[llevrok]

If you think the Irish chicken is tough, don’t try the veal

[spacejunkie2001]

I think the daughter did it and she’s framing the chicken

[fidelis]

Poor guy messed with the wrong chicken.

[Hot Tabasco]

For the record, the first picture in the article is not a chicken on his shoulder, it’s an owl....

[freedumb2003]

And so it begins...

[PGR88]

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