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Posted on 08/01/2023 2:18:36 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
U.S. — After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies.
"It was wrong of me to disown my own grandchild," said Biden after several political consultants held focus groups that determined it was wrong for him to disown his grandchild. "To make up for the lost years, I will be naming little Navy the CEO of a very important little company called Міжнародні пральники, which is in charge of laundering millions in US foreign aid and sending it back to my family! There is no one more qualified to take care of this for me! Atta girl, sweetie!"
Biden was then lured away from the microphone with an ice cream cone by a handful of desperate aides.
Navy will be assuming control of Міжнародні пральники at the end of this week in exchange for $80,000 and a box of Goldfish crackers per month. As a condition for this arrangement, Navy must agree to never admit she's related to Hunter Biden.
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I’m sure Biden would love to give her a good sniffing and probably wants to take a shower with her.
Well, she’s a busy executive, and doesn’t have time for such trivialities as attention-starved grandfathers. When’s AF1 coming. She’s got a board meeting to attend.
“a 4-year-old girl named Navy”
I would think she could do a better job than Brandon Co.
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Almost believed it LOL
Pedo Joe and his depraved son disowning and ignoring her is the best thing that could happen to her.
Her mom becoming a suburban housewife with a nine-to-five husband who is always home on time would of course also be an improvement.
Міжнародні пральники is Ukrainian for International Laundromats.
The Babylon Bee hit another GRAND SLAM!! Funny!!
Thought the same thing...🤓
LOL!
“a 4-year-old girl named Navy”
If only Johnny Cash were here to sing a ballad about the low-down SOB who named her Navy.
And if Brandon tried to sniff her she could ‘bite off a piece of his ear.’
LOL - that makes it even better! I fell for this one for a few seconds... Biden's so corrupt that it seemed possible.
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