Image: Zyahna Bryant. Twitter screen grab.
By now, Dove is aggressively woke. If you go to its “about” page, a rough count says that 85% of the women pictured are minorities.
Image: Zyahna Bryant. Twitter screen grab.
By now, Dove is aggressively woke. If you go to its “about” page, a rough count says that 85% of the women pictured are minorities.
Get woke, go broke.
Wohh hazh wahoi, Jedi
Wouldn’t it be nice if ads simply said what it is, what it does and why we should buy it. I see way to many ads that I have no idea what they are trying to sell.
Dove Soap goes Bud Light?
Brilliant!!!
No mo Dove for me!
And this is their mission...
“We care about all women, female-identifying and non-binary people. We want to redefine beauty standards and help everyone experience beauty and body image positively. We care about the future generation: helping girls build positive self-esteem through the Dove Self-Esteem Project, ensuring the world they enter is removed of toxic beauty standards. We care about how we make our products and what goes into them, about the impact we have on our planet and how we can strive for a better, more sustainable way of being”
I’m glad I read this earlier today. The wife and I shared Dove products...and we just returned from our shopping... with replacements that do NOT say Dove. Eff them and the excrement they hire.
Obviously related to Gorlock, Destroyer of Toilets.
Now thanks to Dove we finally know the brand of soap that is most preferred by Shamu and Ghetto-potamuses the world over.
Is Zyahna available? I’ve got $5 bucks on ‘yes’.
I get Dove’s thinking. I mean you are going to need like twice as much soap to clean that up. Cha’ching!
massive grouper
Fat liberation is easy - it's called a diet!
But Bryant never met a jelly doughnut she could deny herself.
I cannot imagine the twisted wiring in this woman’s head. And we’re supposed to take her seriously?!
8 out of 10 fat assed wokester perverts prefer Dove. It floats just like a turd.
I was very happy when Dove had ads that showed how models look before and after a make-up artist made them up, because it was a time when a lot of girls were comparing their teenage selves without professional make-up to women who had been so changed.
And I think I saw a couple of recent ads of theirs along similar lines regarding weight.
But going woke is senseless.
Is it just me or does this sound like these people are talking in vague circles?
Reminds me of Kevin King and his “Verbal Perception Manipulation” routine.
Yikes, looks like she wants to eat me
Congratulations to the marketing genius at Dove who signed up this Jaba look-alike. You’ve convinced many life-long customers to start looking for alternates to your products!!!