Guilty as charged!!!
Posted on 09/27/2023 3:29:36 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.
"After an extensive investigation, we now believe stairs are a credible threat to the President's life," said FBI spokesperson Ed Leslie. "Suspicion arose after repeated incidents in which the president nearly lost his life entering Air Force One. We are proud to say the threat has been neutralized."
Reports indicate the Air Force One stairs have been transferred to an undisclosed location where they are being detained for further questioning. Sources within the Department of Justice disclosed further details from the investigation. "This plot goes deep," one insider said under the condition of anonymity. "We have reason to believe these stairs have ties to dangerous organizations like the Proud Boys, which would fall in line with the stairs' radical, right-wing extremist ideology."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
There are many individual stairs in these tight-knit Right Wing Groups of Air Force One Stairs, and there are at least one of these Groups at almost Every major airport in America, let alone the ones in some Foreign Nations capitol cities.
Air Force One Stairs are truly a world wide group!
Those freaking stairs are out to get him!
They even switch stairs so he’s no longer using the big boy stairs...the baby stairs....and first time out...he trips...
Guilty as charged!!!
Is it the front stairs or the rear stairs? If it’s both stairs it’s a conspiracy.
-PJ
they needed to detain the steps since the stairs have a much higher IQ then joe bidet!
Particularly the top steps, they are very high!
There could be an organized group out there.
Like the old Mob outfit, "Murder Incorporated".
I misread it as “Air Force One-Star” and wondered what general?
Just when you thought The Bee couldn’t get funnier...
Lordy how I love The Bee
Obviously stairs cannot be trusted around Bribey.
I heard that the stairs are sharing a cell with that ham sandwich that’s constantly under indictment.
The bicycle and sand bag were in cahoots, too.
Mug shot of stairs....
A humiliating disastrous end to a horrible presidential term begins with a single pratfall.🤡
I just read an article recently where they are using a different entrance on AF1 because it requires shorter stairs.
LOL! I had to read the headline twice before I realized it was the Bee!
I believe your report is accurate.
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