Only 22 demands? Those are rookie numbers
Only 22 demands? Those are rookie numbers
LOL.
5.56mm
Pay? What, pay these ink-stained wretches? Are there no workhouses?
Bet there is never a dull moment in this workplace. Wonder how many ribs hurt at quitting time. lol
It must be a blast in that office. Probably similar to the way the Simpsons was in the first several seasons.
No pickleball court?
You’ll eat those words when Biden joins you on the picket line.
Can we at least get them that Iron Maiden pinball machine for crying out loud???
....and make society stop rendering satire impossible!
Re #22: “In journalism and blogging, a listicle is an article that is structured as a list, which is often fleshed out with additional text relating to each item. A typical listicle will prominently feature a cardinal number in its title, with subsequent subheadings within the text itself reflecting this schema. The word is a portmanteau derived from list and article. A ranked listicle implies a qualitative judgement, conveyed by the order of the topics within the text.”
Ok, I’m done for today. I met my goal of leaning one new thing every day.
Great stuff.
Look for the union label.
meh... Since the Bee supports Desantis. the writers should quit the strike and just quit.
7. The company will no longer hire male writers based on hotness
8. Must offer actual benefits instead of just the promise of an annual high-five
9. Kyle agrees to stop walking by our desks saying “Working hard or hardly working?”
11. Weekend visits with family
12. One can of Yuban coffee
18. Increase the party planning committee budget to $50
19. Y2K-compliant computers
20. A window
21. Replace us with AI. Please. And as soon as pos
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Totally unreasonable.
Should be the entire day.
Hook up the Self-Destruct Button to Something.
Permit blaster targeting selector switch to be something other than “random”.
Put something in the trap door pit other than cockroaches.
Enough with the ‘stapler in lemon jello’ gag.
Venomous snakes are not acceptable service animals. Neither are sea urchins or Lionfish.
Enough with the ‘sea urchin in lemon jello’ gag.
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I remember when Yuban coffee was actually good.