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To: gov_bean_ counter; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; ...

400 pounds of Ham/Bacon/Loins/Ribs/Chops/Shoulder Roasts/Shanks/Cheek Meat/Ears for the Dogs. All ready to Brine and Cure, Marinate, Smoke and BBQ.

(Rectum and assorted other innards and Trotters for force feeding the zer0 the last meal after being convicted of the many crimes that were committed by the POS.)

Re: Loose Pigs. During one of the lean times of My life several of Us were working and living in a Auto Repair Shop and on Sunday we would go the a local Breakfast Buffet for the big fancy meal of the week and we would get the Sunday paper. In the Want Adds under Free Stuff was a person that was being ordered by the Health Department to get rid of all but 2 of the 26 Pot Belly Pigs they had. We instantly thought Free Meat !!! So we called and asked if they had any left. They said Yes but they Must go to a good home. We assured that they would be well taken care of.🤪 So we go and get 3 of them, 2 females and 1 male and go back to the Shop and decided to butcher 1 female and let 1 male and 1 female loose in the barely used City Park area to let them breed and then we would have a stock for food.

Well via the local grapevine gossip we hear that the city is trying to catch the 2 in the Park. After a week of failed attempts by the City, we (being Good Citizens) took 1 of the Shop Dogs and went to the Park. Let the Dog loose and within 10 minutes we were in possession of the male about 5 minutes after that we had the female in possession and went back to Shop to butcher them as well to get rid of the evidence so to speak. Then it was cure, brine and freeze them all up. So I guess the plan kinda worked.


15 posted on 10/06/2023 10:06:45 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: dynachrome

Re: Post 15, Sorry I missed You on the Ping.


16 posted on 10/06/2023 10:09:27 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: mabarker1

You did some good eating!


18 posted on 10/07/2023 5:41:42 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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