Is she even a biological female?!
“POLK COUNTY, Fla.”
I fell sorry for the poor [though actually GREAT!] County Sheriff.
[”Florida Woman”....]
Did she have fries with that?
Liberal illogic:
If you drive about 1/3 of the speed limit, doesn’t that cancel out driving with about 3 times the legal alcohol limit???
An often repeated line that has never once worked when one is under arrest for DUI.
However, she doesn’t look so young. Unlike with me, I guess she never got the chance to get her mind right. (‘Cool Hand Luke’ reference there.)
Statement from the school:
“As we are a public school and promoting and enabling child abuse is our top priority, we will be commending this fine teacher and immediately giving her a huge raise.”
Why is local news national. Drunk happens to be teacher while husband of speaker of the house treated differently.
Definitely Guilty. Times three.
“It’s Pat!”
Th “legal limit” is an arbitrary number. A very small amount of alcohol is needed to reach the “legal limit”. Many people drive with alcohol over the “legal limit” with no impairment to their driving skills. Twice the “legal limit” was the “legal limit” in a lot of states before the Federal Government forced every state to conform to a standard. Now the number is bandied about as if it had some actual meaning.
You can just tell - despite the enigmatic, Mona Lisa-esque smile, she’s madder ‘n hell. She f’$@ked up bad, and she knows it.
Therefore, you must be punished.
“a strong order of an alcoholic beverage”
What did she order?
Did the cops get it for her?
One of my teachers kept a bottle in his desk.
She has a clear and compelling defense. “I am an elementary school teacher. Just how do you expect any of us to face a roomful of little brats every day without drinking?”
As a teen I had a maintenance job with the police HQ in our town. Records were all paper, and there was little document security, so I could read arrest records and police reports while cleaning the joint.
Far more men were arrested for DWI, but they were almost always close to the legal limit.
Fewer women were arrested (maybe 10% of all DWIs), but when they were, their blood alcohol levels were always over 2X and 3X the legal limit
Alcoholism sucks.
Hope she has the will and the strength to get sober.
A much better life awaits her.
BTW her profession is irrelavent.
Alcoholism doesn’t care what you do for a living.
Sheriff's hilarious reply as teacher threatens to sue cops after failing DUI
“My father is a lawyer and he will sue every single one of you,” Spence told a deputy
Ah, another “Do you know who I am??” moment.