(note to self:)
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
Actually, wild turkeys can fly. Many years back, driving west on Hwy 20 in NW FL, I saw three of them shoot across the road in level flight. They came out of the trees on one side of the road and disappeared into trees on the other side. When I say they shot across the road, they were moving very fast.
I see wild turkeys almost daily. They can fly very well.
“It was as if they were organized “.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
Still the funniest news report ever. To be fair, turkeys aren’t exactly flightless birds, but distance is not their friend.
Miliagris Gallopavo—earthbound!