IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
1 posted on
11/30/2023 11:27:48 AM PST by
RandFan
To: RandFan
For the record, not this Joni.
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2 posted on
11/30/2023 11:31:15 AM PST by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: RandFan
Saved that Republican seat!
3 posted on
11/30/2023 11:33:18 AM PST by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: RandFan
I heard Mitch was going to help, but he froze up.
4 posted on
11/30/2023 11:34:52 AM PST by
1Old Pro
To: RandFan
To: RandFan
When my daughter was two, we were at a restaurant and the little monster was chowing down on bread while waiting for our order. She froze up and turned blue. The waitress grabbed her immediately and Heimlich wrenched her. Bread came flying out across a few tables.
It was right around the Buddy Ryan famous pork chop incident.
7 posted on
11/30/2023 11:41:17 AM PST by
blackdog
((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
To: RandFan
Justifying your fanhood, it would seem.
To: RandFan
9 posted on
11/30/2023 11:45:25 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: RandFan
To: RandFan
That’s what they say when they’re caught in flagrante delicti. (Just kidding.) She’s lucky she wasn’t in a room full of Democrats. Goodness knows what they would have done with an unconscious woman.
15 posted on
11/30/2023 11:59:04 AM PST by
Spok
(It takes a lot of learning to understand how little we know. (Paraphrasing Thomas Sowell.))
To: RandFan
On women I prefer using the hind lick maneuver.
17 posted on
11/30/2023 12:09:41 PM PST by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
To: RandFan
Nice.
But can he castrate a hog?
20 posted on
11/30/2023 12:24:23 PM PST by
x
To: RandFan
I wonder if Rand Paul will have to use it on Fauxi the next time the weasel is testifying... you know, to help get the words out.
To: RandFan
IRS field agents are supposed to be exceptionally good at doing this on children who have swallowed money.
23 posted on
11/30/2023 1:36:15 PM PST by
The Antiyuppie
(When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
To: RandFan
Gavin newscum would have done the ‘hindlick’ maneuver.
;)
24 posted on
11/30/2023 2:25:58 PM PST by
dynachrome
(War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
To: RandFan
Quickly waiters extra bread for all of our Democrat friends !
25 posted on
11/30/2023 4:42:19 PM PST by
cquiggy
To: RandFan; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...
Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite
restaurant when they noticed
a young woman at the next table having trouble
breathing.
One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table,
took her face in his big
Texan hands and said, “Kin ya swaller?” She shook
her head ‘no.’ “Kin ya
breathe?” Again she shakes her head ‘no.’
The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his
big Texan hands, turns
her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties
and licks her right on
the bottom! Of course the young woman was so shocked
that she coughed
causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls
up her panties, pulls
down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his
hat and returns to his seat.
His companion is sitting there stunned. “I have
never seen anything like
that in my whole life!” he says to his heroic
friend. The hero replies,
“Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works
every time!”
27 posted on
11/30/2023 4:50:58 PM PST by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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