Posted on 12/18/2023 4:18:38 PM PST by Twotone
ROANOKE, VA — Local man Kamal Ram found himself this morning pining for the good old days when a guy could log onto the internet without seeing gay Capitol sex tapes.
"Ah, those were the days," said Ram wistfully. "We lived in simpler times, last Thursday."
According to sources, Ram had enjoyed a morning cup of coffee and had a nice devotional time before innocently opening his laptop to watch some basketball highlights. "Oh, come on!" said Ram as his eyes were immediately assaulted with a gay Capitol sex tape. "I didn't sign up for this! I just wanted to watch some basketball! Can we just not do this, America? Okay? Can we please allow everyone to check their phones without seeing dudes getting weird in the Capitol?"
Nauseated and longing for blindness, Ram was left yearning for the days of yore. "We didn't know how good we had it," sighed Ram. "We just went online, never thinking we were about to be shown gay sex tapes filmed inside the nation's Capitol. Those were the days, man."
At publishing time, ophthalmology offices across the nation had been overwhelmed by patients who had poured copious amounts of bleach on their eyeballs.
ROTFLMAO!
We can be thankful ‘the press’ and progressives didn’t insist statues of the two “effers” be built and put in front of every elementary school in DC.
If this had been Republican heterosexuals they would have been arrested for being insurrectionists... and jailed.
This has got to be one the Bee’s best.
Be sure to watch this 4 second video-—
BREAKING NEWS: I’ve obtained footage of Chuck Schumer narrating the sex tape.
https://twitter.com/BreannaMorello/status/1735807764457230640
So the j6er who DARED to put his feet on pelosi’s desk got SERIOUS time-like years. I wonder what a dem having sex in that room will get charged with and how much time will he get. Wanna bet he walks?
Floor Pounding Funny!
Gay Capitol sex... Jsex?
https://freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=Gay%20senate
As of today, there were six threads covering this disgusting event…with 92, 79, 83, 149, 57, and 138 replies.
https://freerepublic.com/tag/susannagibson/index
This is the Virginia Dem who had a chaturbate channel doing disgusting things for cash.
As of today, there are seven related threads with 110, 73, 6, 74, 25, and 123 replies.
It’d appear, that a lot of people are longing for MORE, not less.
I guess I’m very much out of things, but I haven’t seen this.
(And please, everyone: don’t assist me.)
“Ah, those were the days,” said Ram wistfully. “We lived in simpler times, last Thursday.”
Ah yes, 1995, the WWW, 12.5 dial-up, Netscape Navigator v2, Eudora Email client etc etc etc...
The homosexual ‘RAT staffer was getting behind in his work.
>>I guess I’m very much out of things, but I haven’t seen this.<<
Foolishly, I viewed it. GAG! I wish I hadn’t; now I just hope truckloads of bleach and Lysol will be delivered to the office where the desecration took place.
And gay guys wonder why people despise them so much . . .
I long for the good old days when I could watch an HBO or Netflix series without seeing the obligatory sex scene of 2 rump rangers going at it in bed. That is what the fast forward key is for.
Most people long for the days when “a gay old time” meant just that.
Yeah me too.... LOL!
Watch Paramount Pluto tv gay commercials.... ICK!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.