Posted on 01/19/2024 6:55:53 PM PST by Tipllub
FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – A Bunnell woman was taken into custody on Monday after her pit bull attacked her date, according to the Bunnell Police Department.
In a charging affidavit, police said an officer was conducting speed checks in the 4600 block of E. Moody Blvd. around 12:36 a.m., which is when he noticed a white Camaro park next to him.
A man covered in blood got out of the Camaro and ran to the officer, explaining that his ex-girlfriend — identified as Jennifer Flores, 34 — had her dog attack him in her apartment nearby, the affidavit said.
According to police, Flores reportedly asked the man to come to her apartment that day, despite no longer dating.
After arguing about his previous relationships, Flores then threw his belongings in her bathroom and began choking him with a gold chain that he had been wearing, police added.
The affidavit shows the man told officers that he grabbed his things and pushed her aside, but Flores told her pit bull — nicknamed “Wasabi” — to “get him.”
Flores grabbed him again as the pit bull attacked, tearing at his arms and legs, investigators said.
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A normal day in Florida.
Insert Quint quote.
So I guess this means they won’t be seeing one another anymore?
Cool name for a pit bull though. Wasabi.
There’s a country song in there somewhere.......................
I had a few rules that I tried to follow when I was dating. Here’s one. It’s not the top rule. But it is in the top ten.
- Do not date a woman who owns a pit bull.
It’s not the mindset of the dog. It’s the mindset of a woman who would own such a dog.
More Aztecan blood rage. They all have it in them. It’s why they are here.
> There’s a country song in there somewhere....................... <
By golly, you’re right. Here’s what I’ve got so far. Once I’m finished, I’ll be sending it off to Hank Williams, Jr.
She owned a pit bull.
And I was a fool.
I thought we’d be happy,
until that dog took a chunk out of me.
WHOA! Wouldn’t touch her with a hot branding iron!
D+
needs work.
We had a fight!
Then I got a bite!
And fled out the door as bloody can be!
I found me a cop!
and pulled to a stop!
I told him sir just come and see!
In Spanish!
“More Aztecan blood rage.”
The Aztecs were in Mexico. Being from Florida, this feral female could be Cuban, Puerto Rican or Colombian and have no ancestry in Mexico. The cultures are completely different.
> D+ needs work <
And I was just about to offer you a job as a backup singer when Hank Jr. takes my brilliant song on the road. Now you’ll be lucky to get tickets in the last row.
🙂
> We had a fight! Then I got a bite! <
Not bad. I will steal those lyrics, and claim them as my own. Not only will that improve my song, it might get me chosen as president of Harvard.
Back in the early eighties during my oil field years, I was mess’n with a bike chick in San Angelo (Texas, y’all).
She had a one year old Doberman dog she said she was training to be her protector and that training was going well.
We were on the couch watching TV so I got up, pick her up over my shoulder, walked to the refrigerator to get a beer, walked back and placed her back on the couch.
The whole time the Doberman just followed me along to the kitchen and back.
After I settled her down back to her original position on the couch, she commented that her dog needed more training.
**My rule was to be sure the women were not married.
In my best David Allen Cole voice
“Momma always said be careful of that ‘ol bitch, I shoulda guessed she also meant my gal’s dog.”
She has dead eyes. I’ll take crazy eyes over dead eyes every time.
Well...maybe in court.
I thought we’d be happy,
until that dog took a chunk out of me.
LMAO!
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