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Biden Calls For The President To Step Down
The Babylon Bee ^ | Feb. 6 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/09/2024 8:31:10 AM PST by xp38

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the shock of a Special Counsel report that characterized the President as mentally incompetent to stand trial, Biden has joined the growing chorus of voices in calling for the President to step down. "President Hoover needs to do the right thing. He's in over his head. Can't even do his job right," said Biden to the nurse administering him his daily medications. "Eisenhower is an honorable man, and he needs to do the honorable thing. I was speaking with Emperor Hirohito about it just last Saturwednesday. Blamflibbernuzzit!" At publishing time, Republicans had drafted a resolution in support of the President's call for the President to step down.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; brandon
hehe....only the Bee
1 posted on 02/09/2024 8:31:10 AM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

Mexico is surprised that Biden is now their President ,LOL


2 posted on 02/09/2024 8:32:54 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: xp38

Sheer genius. SMH


3 posted on 02/09/2024 8:35:21 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: butlerweave

Mexico will be shocked to learn the truth when Biden gives his next press conference—and explains that he is the President of Paraguay.

When the real President of Paraguay objects Biden will point his finger and order Marines to fly to Paraguay to arrest the leader of the insurrection.

“Hate must no longer be tolerated” he explains.

;-)


4 posted on 02/09/2024 8:36:16 AM PST by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: xp38

Hilarious! 😂


5 posted on 02/09/2024 8:37:03 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: V_TWIN

Whatever The Bee is paying their writers.....it ain’t enough


6 posted on 02/09/2024 8:37:11 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: xp38

Now THAT’S funny!


7 posted on 02/09/2024 8:37:25 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: xp38

Will Obozo, the puppet master, step down with him???????


8 posted on 02/09/2024 8:38:18 AM PST by chopperk (e )
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Terrific.


9 posted on 02/09/2024 8:40:25 AM PST by Liz (Matthew 11.28-30: Come to me, all you who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you strength.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

HAHAHA


10 posted on 02/09/2024 8:40:33 AM PST by hillarys cankles
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To: xp38

Love it!


11 posted on 02/09/2024 8:41:54 AM PST by Dave911
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To: xp38

Biden also got mad and yelled at the reporter saying he knew exactly what year his son Hunter died, fat!


12 posted on 02/09/2024 8:43:17 AM PST by bigbob
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To: xp38

That is FUNNY!


13 posted on 02/09/2024 8:46:34 AM PST by skyman
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To: xp38

Lolol! Perfect!


14 posted on 02/09/2024 8:51:31 AM PST by AmericanMermaid
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To: xp38

“’M-O-O-N’, that spells document!”


15 posted on 02/09/2024 8:53:30 AM PST by Cold_Red_Steel
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To: xp38

The Bee hits the bullseye again.


16 posted on 02/09/2024 9:29:59 AM PST by I want the USA back (Delusionary people should not be given power over normal people.)
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To: xp38

Priceless! WTG BB!


17 posted on 02/09/2024 9:31:05 AM PST by Chgogal (Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to he)
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To: xp38

This is too close to the truth to be regarded satire.


18 posted on 02/09/2024 9:32:12 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: xp38

Listening to msnbc these past 3 years, you’d think Trump was still the President.


19 posted on 02/09/2024 10:52:24 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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