Posted on 04/13/2024 8:11:40 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — As campaign season prepares to kick into high gear, Democrat governors in states across the country are promising the American people they will do everything in their power to make elections in their states appear legitimate.
With skepticism about the fairness and legitimacy of elections on the rise following questionable incidents in 2020 and 2022, Democrat leaders expressed a strong desire to make sure voters knew that great care was being taken to make it look like the 2024 elections were far less rigged than they will actually be.
"Don't worry, everything will seem secure," said California Governor Gavin Newsom. "It's important to us as governors — and as Democrats — to ensure that the American people are confident in the seeming legitimacy of our elections, so we will do everything we can to make them appear that way on the surface."
Newsom's fellow Democrat governors were quick to join him in his statement. "No one should feel the urge to question the reliability of rigged election results," Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer said. "First of all, questioning election results is completely illegal if you're not a Democrat. Everyone can rest assured that we will sufficiently hide any sign that our elections have been tampered with. It's part of the bedrock of our democracy."
At publishing time, Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs said she already had several members of her staff working around the clock to come up with plausible excuses as to why the electronic voting machines in heavily Republican districts will coincidentally malfunction.
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All three are good looking and easy on the eyes and TV friendly. Counts for a lot in this day and age.
God bless the Bee!
The Bee has a really tough job given many things are so outlandish these days that they seem like satire to begin with.
Democrats Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make
Elections Appear Legitimate.... except letting registered voters actually vote.
IOW, this time they'll do a better job of not getting caught...
Not really satire. And I know of no Republicans that are vocal about punishing election fraud or that they are looking out for illegal ballots the US postal service will be delivering for the Demons.
Of course…what else is new…’appear’ being keyword…
Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate.
Big deal that’s what they did last time now the have to put their tongue in your ear to get you to buy it.
AL & THE CONSPIRACY
3 1/2 MINUTES
How many Als are OUT THERE?
Given where we find ourselves, must be BILLIONS!
https://youtu.be/4tKDxIGyVPQ
Thanks
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