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Burglar Puts Self on Fast-Track to Jail
iwon.com "Oddly Enough" page (Reuters) ^ | 4-5-02

Posted on 04/07/2002 12:42:25 AM PST by petuniasevan

 Burglar Puts Self on Fast-Track to Jail
April 5, 2002 10:41 am EST

TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be burglar put himself on the fast-track to jail after the Tokyo building he sneaked into turned out to be a police dormitory.

Police arrested the 50-year-old Chinese man after he tried to run away when challenged by an off-duty officer, the late edition of the Yomiuri Shimbun reported on Friday.

"I'd never have guessed police lived here," the article reported the man as saying after he was pinned down by the officer.

The unmarked building had been rented by the Tokyo police as accommodation for officers and their families.

The arrested man was found to be carrying lock-picking equipment and a notebook with the names and addresses of contacts, two of whom were also later arrested on suspicion of possession of stolen goods, the paper said.

A spokesman for the metropolitan police declined to comment.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
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Stupid criminal alert!

He was carrying a list of accomplices. What a maroon.

1 posted on 04/07/2002 12:42:25 AM PST by petuniasevan
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To: 11B3; Catspaw; cpressroll; ThreeYearLurker; chance33_98; Jonah Hex
PING!
2 posted on 04/07/2002 12:54:17 AM PST by petuniasevan
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To: petuniasevan;Mago
One wonders how long of a crime life this guy had. He was 50 and not overly bright it appears (he obviously did not case the place). I've met brighter people in a dark hallway. Thanks for the ping!
3 posted on 04/07/2002 12:39:28 PM PDT by chance33_98
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To: Bitwhacker, lepton
Ping

/john

4 posted on 04/07/2002 4:31:48 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper
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To: petuniasevan
Ah, a criminal mastermind no doubt ..........

Reminds me of an incident occured here in Tidewater Virginia a few years ago. A guy robbed a bank amd ran off into a nearby patch of woods. The cops had no problem following him, however, since he wore shoes with flashing lights built into the heels!

True story .....

5 posted on 04/07/2002 4:38:44 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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To: kd5cts
Well, at least he made it simple.
6 posted on 04/07/2002 6:49:02 PM PDT by lepton
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To: Jonah Hex
ROTFLMAO
7 posted on 04/07/2002 7:49:21 PM PDT by B4Ranch
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