Posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:51 AM PDT by wac3rd
Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States. And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.
Except, of course, that she totally is.
Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation.
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(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
He think he’s being cool and funny while everyone sees him as the immature little ‘man” he is . . . provided he is really a “man”
And Miss Morford soils his Depends once again.
I’m officially willing to support Bachmann just based on the Left and MSMs disdain for her.
You have been warned.
They don’t like conservatives...but the real reason they don’t like Michele, Sarah, and several others is answered right in the article
fundamentalist Christian
That scares lefties more than anything
That rhetoric looks familiar. ;-)
Hissy journalism.
Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.
Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.
We don’t see Miss Morford’s puke very often, here, so changes are noticeable. (S)he seems to be much creepier than before; dangerously creepy. I can see Morford and its like doing something violent.
Mark “Read me, I’m witty” Morford is kind of an embarrassment to the Chronicle, IMO.
But with the insanity emanating from Washington the last 3 years, Mark seems tame these days.
He's gonna have to up his game.
I’m convinced that Morford is a sodomizer, and hates women because he wants to be one and isn’t. I suspect that Miss Morford wishes he were a woman, so that he could get pregnant and then commit an abortion.
He partakes in sword swallowing, per his own admission.
He is one of the same people who think Obama is so, so smart. Palin and Bachmann are not Ivy Leaguers, and could never understand how bright a Crypto-Marxist thinks and how “Progressive” policies of open borders, appeasement of Islam, abortion or homosexual advocacy are for the “smart people.”
The “Backwater Barbie” scares the crap out of someone like Morford, who hates logic and hard work, and loves Government programs and redistribution of wealth.
Money well spent then. Bat sh_t must be the latest favorite term of the one celled Leftist brain these days since I noticed Maher using it in his Bristol attack the other day.
How gay.. The gays hate Bachmann and Palin because they are what “they” can never be.. ON their best days they might impersonate Liza Minnelli... in her strangeness....
Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything**********
Hey Morford, I’ll bet she’s not anti-circumcision. No doubt you and your merry little band of gay crusaders are only looking out for the kids.
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