ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! DU Troll ZOTTED: Why Liberals are evil

Myself ^ | 10/10/2000 | No 1

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Hirsute Biker:

(In high dudgeon.)

YOU SAYIN' I GOT A HAIRY BACK?(!) I AIN'T GONNA' STAND FOR DAT NONESENSE!

(Hirsute Biker grabs a chair to initiate sprawling bar brawl, instead is punched in the face by Ugly Biker, who grabs his nasty back-hair and pulls him over the bar counter.)

[King Prout]

all I wanna know is, HOW did DocRock find this old ZOT thread from last year in his endless machinations to snooker the King?

[King Prout]

and that, btw, was stomach-turning!

[King Prout]

and that, btw, was stomach-turning!
rugbacks are just so... sooo... ICK!

[theFIRMbss]

>The "Black on the nose , watch your toes is good. Does it hold consistent for other vipers besides the Coral.

I've no idea.
I was just looking around
for a hyperlink,

and I found a site
with both rhymes. It doesn't have
a lot more info:

        Rogers "How to tell the difference page"

[King Prout]

LJ hooked me up wit' da 4-11, ya wannit?

[King Prout]

the answer is: no.

besides, IIRC the coral snake is not a viper.

[Happygal]

The wha'?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

ZOT threads live forever.

It's Newton's fourth Law of Motion.

[conservativeammom]

Oh my trussell, that is really an impressive ZOT!!!!!!!!!!

Most Excellent!!!!LOL

[OSHA]

Hehe. Doc's sloppiness caused him to inadvertently ping ya to a old ZOT thread he found in his sock drawer.

[trussell]

This is my favorite one. I have just built on that old one!

Preparing the Zot!

The zot is launched

DIRECT HIT!!

[TASMANIANRED]

I was using viper , according to websters as a collective term for any poisonous snake. I was not trying to be genus specific.

[King Prout]

ah, ok.

the answer is still "no"

better indicators for North American venomous snakes (excluding the coral) are a fat body for the length, an evident "neck" and a wide, arrow-shaped head.

[trussell]

I sure wouldn't want to be the one that helped to figure out that it is a poisonous snake!

[King Prout]

I thought that was "Brownian" Motion?

[King Prout]

fortunately, most North American venomous snakes are very polite and smart enoug to know they have no business biting an animal to big to be eaten.

If you don't step on them or try to pick them up, the odds are very much in favor of them hissing at you once or twice and then leaving the area.

now, cottonmouths... they are a Rule unto Themselves.

[King Prout]

I see that I have become infected by Darksheare's letter-thieves.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Do the "Browns" have their own theory of relativity also?

Curious.

[King Prout]

of course they do - they have to keep up with the Joneses, after all