Calling all S. Florida Freepers: Hillary at Books and Books in Coral Gables tomorrow!

15 December 2003 | myself

[MegaSilver]

This is a reminder to all South Florida FREEPers that Hillary will be at Books & Books in Coral Gables on the 16th at 4 PM. My attempts to get in touch with the University of Miami College Republicans to organize an event were unsuccessful, and I have a feeling most of them have left for the holidays, anyway.

So, I'm encouraging everyone who can make it to come to this event. Arrive early. Be peaceful and legal. Stand in groups of 15 or less, just in case. Hold up signs. Some suggestions:

1. "DON'T BUY 'LYING HISTORY'"
2. "LIVING IN THE HISTORY OF FAILED SOCIALIZED POLICIES"
3. "WANT THE REAL SCOOP? READ BARBARA OLSON'S 'HELL TO PAY: THE UNFOLDING SAGA OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON'"
4. "COMMUNISM IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE REAGAN REVOLUTION!"
5. "SOCIALIZED FLU VACCINE COVERAGE=FEWER MANUFACTURERS=VACCINE SHORTAGE=11 KIDS DEAD"
6. "WOULD THE REAL DEMOCRATIC FRONT RUNNER PLEASE STAND UP?"

Unfortunately, I will not be able to make it, as my flight leaves at 3:17 PM (DANGIT!!!) and it's doubtful that I could get away with switching flights based on overbooking--true, it IS Advent season, but even so, my mother would murder me. *SIGH* Well, good luck, mes amis, and stay out of trouble!

P.S.: Respond to this post if you intend to attend. If I see that people are going, I'll do the least I can do and call Fox News and some local channels to see about getting some reporters there.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book

10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"

9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"

8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"

7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"

6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"

5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"

4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"

3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"

2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"

1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"

Source;
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20030611.shtml

I used the second one at our freep.

[Keith in Iowa]

Somone needs to borrow Dr. Daoul's MO and freep her like he did in his celabratory freep in Philly...example of his costume at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1040196/posts?page=104#104

[Sacajaweau]

Hillary should start writing full time because frankly, I believe she has effectively ended her career.

Between her photo opt run to the Middle East, expressing anti-american sentiment, her endorsement of Clark and her ridiculous 3 station monopoly last week, I frankly think she is toast.

She now comes off as anti-American.

Bubba is laughing his butt off.

[FreedomPoster]

The good Doctor is the expert on Hildebeast FReeps. You should avail yourself of his expertise. I did, and we had a great time, and got on 3-4 local TV news broadcasts and at least one radio broadcast, perhaps others. Make sure your spokesperson has 3-4 5-10 second sound bites prepared, and can recite them quickly and accurately.

A couple of selected pics:
http://images3.fotki.com/v34/photos/7/77755/359539/Atlanta10-vi.jpg
http://images3.fotki.com/v35/photos/7/77755/359539/Atlanta7-vi.jpg

[TaxRelief]

Do you have any troops in the area of Coral Gables?