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You Know You Are A Freeper When.....
April 13, 2004
| LadyShallott
Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When......
You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.
You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.
You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.
When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".
You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.
You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.
You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.
You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.
And last but not least……..
You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!
TOPICS: Free Republic; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: frclassics; freetime; lolgreatthread
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To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When.....You dress up like a devil in July, not even during an election year, just to pi$$ of Hitlery Klintoon.
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:28:11 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Monthly donors are better lovers)
To: LadyShallott
You use "hugh", "vey" and "series" in normal conversation, and wonder why people look at you funny...
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:29:15 AM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when you are watching the cable news shows and keep reaching for a Post Reply button.
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:30:05 AM PDT
by
Pete
To: RosieCotton
LOL. You mean people don't talk like that?
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:30:13 AM PDT
by
LadyShallott
("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
To: LadyShallott
You notice the Bush/Cheney sticker on the bumper of the US Mail delivery vehicle and are NOT offended...
SLedgeCS
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:32:07 AM PDT
by
SledgeCS
(If you call me a European-American, get ready for a fight over that INSULT...)
To: LadyShallott
Heh...I've found my family (the ones that haven't yet been sucked in) get confused when I talk like that.
On the other hand...it's kinda fun to confuse 'em.
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:32:29 AM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Owl_Eagle
You threaten to Zot your kids when they misbehave...
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:33:53 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
To: LadyShallott
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”. You didn't, did you?
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:35:01 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Steve0113
seen this?
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:35:34 AM PDT
by
nina0113
To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when your printer becomes a distibution point for worthy news articles!
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:35:35 AM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Kerry is a combat vet. But he fought for the wrong side.)
To: ErnBatavia
Or attempt to use "Zot" when playing Scrabble, and are amazed and upset when people don't acknowledge it as a real word!
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:36:01 AM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Actually...no. But who knows? I might just surprise him the second time. LOL
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:36:47 AM PDT
by
LadyShallott
("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
To: RosieCotton
And you keep confusing your guests by calling liberal politicians "maroons," too.
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:37:40 AM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Mr. Kerry, why did you remain in VVAW after the assassination plot meeting?)
To: biblewonk
Good one!
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:39:27 AM PDT
by
newgeezer
(...until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.)
To: RosieCotton
True story...Last week, my oldest daughter joined FR and did a search on me...just to ask if she could come over. She said I wasn't answering my e-mail or phone and she knew she could get in touch with me here.
What a great list and a great way to start the day. Thanks LS!!!!
To: biblewonk
" I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion."
Har! I love this one. So true!! If only the world would listen to us.....
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:44:06 AM PDT
by
Lakeside
To: biblewonk
Same here! I finally got tired of seeing the MSNBC headlines delivered to my mailbox because I can't post, and I unsubscribed. Those are the folks that really need to hear my opinion!
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:44:11 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: dakine
A so true Ping...
To: jwalburg
You mean they aren't, bugs bunny will be seriously disappointed, and it could be hugh
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:46:34 AM PDT
by
dts32041
("Give me a break. I'm a male, my ESP doesn't work." 05 APR 04 Mondoman)
To: codyjacksmom
True story...Last week, my oldest daughter joined FR and did a search on me...just to ask if she could come over. She said I wasn't answering my e-mail or phone and she knew she could get in touch with me here.LOL!
I can believe it, though! This place is rather addictive, to say the least!
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:48:04 AM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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