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Reagan Funeral Ends Two Decade Lapse Of Clintons Sleeping Together
Broken News ^
| 6/15/04
| Marni Malarkey
Posted on 06/15/2004 2:46:26 AM PDT by pookie18
Senator Hillary Clinton of New York said she was "grateful" for her chance to participate in the state funeral of former President Ronald Reagan as "it represented the first time since the conception of Chelsea that Bill and I have slept together."
The televised funeral gave the Democratic senator a chance to re-establish closeness, if not intimacy, with her husband, former President Bill Clinton, she told reporters at her Washington office this morning. "It was great, nostalgic, a trip down memory lane" she continued. "Sleeping with Bill was always a lot of fun, as I recall. And hopefully, we'll have a similar opportunity in the future, either on the solemn occasion of someone else's death or at an inaugural ball."
Bill and Hillary Clinton managed to get some much-needed shut eye at the National Cathedral, sleep they both needed in advance of a gruelling book tour and a tough campaign season. "Oh, and Reagan was a lovely man," Senator Clinton added.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: brokennews; clintons
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:46:26 AM PDT
by
pookie18
To: pookie18
The beast is envious of RR as he was two things she'll never be...
A man and POTUS.
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:52:52 AM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: pookie18
Senator Hillary Clinton of New York said she was "grateful" for her chance to participate in the state funeral of former President Ronald Reagan as "it represented the first time since the conception of Chelsea that Bill and I have slept together." LOL!
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:53:11 AM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(John Kerry: An old creep, with gray hair, trying to look like he's 30 years old.)
To: pookie18
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:55:27 AM PDT
by
The Raven
(<<----Click Screen name to see why I vote the way I do.)
To: The Raven
Excellent cartoon and excellent quotes on your Screenname page. Thanks.
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posted on
06/15/2004 2:57:53 AM PDT
by
Law
To: pookie18
Clinton slept through his entire presidency, why not the Reagan service? Hillary wasn't sleeping, the eyes in the back of her head were wide open.
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posted on
06/15/2004 3:04:44 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(If I could fly like birds on high.........)
To: pookie18
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posted on
06/15/2004 3:27:57 AM PDT
by
kb2614
(".....We've done nothing and were all out of ideas!!")
To: Law
LOL!..."Famous Leftist Nations...France...", the French swell w/ Pride.
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posted on
06/15/2004 4:37:53 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: South40
...and good looking...and he could tell what all the forks at a place setting were for...and he actually knew some jokes that weren't racist...and he was genuinely liked and didn't have to stage photo-ops with people smiling...and...oh yeah, he had a butt that could fit into economy class seating.
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posted on
06/15/2004 4:45:36 AM PDT
by
WorkingClassFilth
(Back to an old favorite: DEFUND NPR & PBS - THE AMERICAN PRAVDA)
To: WorkingClassFilth
I heard Bill was so excited to be in Washington again yesterday because he heard rumor that Hillary was going to be hung in the Whitehouse. Imagine his disappointment.
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posted on
06/15/2004 4:48:02 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: IamConservative
Poor bill! I can actually empathize with him on that...
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posted on
06/15/2004 5:19:54 AM PDT
by
WorkingClassFilth
(Back to an old favorite: DEFUND NPR & PBS - THE AMERICAN PRAVDA)
To: pookie18
it represented the first time since the conception of Chelsea that Bill and I have slept together." Wasn't that Webb? A threesome maybe?
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posted on
06/15/2004 5:38:22 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(Better to fight them over THERE than over HERE.)
To: pookie18
... "it represented the first time since the conception of Chelsea that Bill and I have slept together." Too bad Web Hubbell wasn't there, like he was the first time.
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posted on
06/15/2004 6:09:15 AM PDT
by
Agnes Heep
(Solus cum sola non cogitabuntur orare pater noster)
To: Agnes Heep
I'm sure old Web would be pleased with Chelsa's new face.
To: pookie18
Did America need to know about this? Yuck!
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posted on
06/15/2004 6:39:01 AM PDT
by
Ebenezer
(Strength and Honor!)
To: rrstar96
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posted on
06/15/2004 7:46:47 AM PDT
by
50 Cal
To: rrstar96
See, it's a JOKE. By sleeping together, they are referring to the picture at President Reagan's funeral.
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