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Kerry likened to 'Lurch'
by ex-N.Y. Times editor
Worldnetdaily ^
| June 2, 2004
Posted on 06/30/2004 1:31:02 PM PDT by Dave Burns
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Take a look at the original document and look at his picture next to Lurch. His nickname should be: Mr Doom and Gloom Graveyard John Kerry.
To: Dave Burns
I still liken him to the tall man in the phantasm flicks.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:32:48 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: Dave Burns
I doubt Raines is a lurker here on FR...he's been "Lurch" here for a long long time.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:33:07 PM PDT
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
To: Dave Burns
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:34:23 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
("Well.....there you go again.")
To: Dave Burns
Kerry radiates the feeling that he is entitled to his sense of entitlement. LOL!
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:34:48 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: Dave Burns
I don't see it. /sarcasm
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:35:09 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: South40
Well, there goes another monitor.
When you do that, please be sure to identify which one is Kerry. Is he the scary-looking one, or the one in the bow tie?
To: Billthedrill
When you do that, please be sure to identify which one is Kerry.Sorry, but it is obvious. Kerry's the one without the charm.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:40:36 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: South40
Oh man, thanks for the belly laugh - I needed it today!
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:41:46 PM PDT
by
rocky88
("It's goin to be the summer of George! (W. Bush, that is!)")
To: Dave Burns
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:42:43 PM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: Dave Burns
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted "YES" 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.
Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shi- it can't fly.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:43:19 PM PDT
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: My2Cents
Yup. And his hands look like Thing. Although Thing had a lot more personality.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:43:59 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
To: South40
did you know if you type "long face" into google that a Kerry article is the second thing to come up! I love it!
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:44:35 PM PDT
by
rocky88
("It's goin to be the summer of George! (W. Bush, that is!)")
To: Dave Burns
This is an insult to Lurch. Lurch is better looking than John Kerry.
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:46:22 PM PDT
by
The South Texan
(The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
To: rocky88
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:48:07 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: Dave Burns
1. Lurch actually worked for a living
2. Lurch didnt marry Mortisha after Gomez expired
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:50:10 PM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:51:49 PM PDT
by
eyespysomething
(Virtue is learned at a mother's knee...and vices at other joints.)
To: Billthedrill
To: Darth Reagan
To: Dave Burns
"Surely someone in Kerry's campaign can figure out a way for him to say, 'Here's my plan..."Forgive my naivete, but why would anyone vote for a candidate who must be told what to say?
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