Political Limericks: Make Your Own!

Patriot Paradox

[DainBramage]

Hillary wanted the job

to pillage and plunder and rob

Bill was all for it

with no Al to Gore it

Or Monica to polish the knob

[Maumee]

There once was a dufus from Boston
Who put names in a hat and tossed em'
Came up with just hair
Nothing else there...
Thats what elections are lost on!

[Sloth]

There once was a woman named Rodham
A black pantsuit stretched 'cross her bottom
She rose to the Senate
In a New York minute
But her favored location's still Sodom.

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL!!

[doug from upland]

John F. Kerry, you're so full of ****
Just one question, you've not answered it
We're pursuing the case
Kansas City's the place
How'd ya vote on the senator hit?

[myheroesareDeadandRegistered]

There once was a "man" named Kerry
who hugged his VP like a fairy
Courting gay votes
with manly hugs and dotes
In '05 they may just have to marry

[doug from upland]

He's so big, he can't fit through the door
He's admired by Kerry and Gore
The whole world's gonna see
Very soon on TV
The explosion of one Michael Moore

[doug from upland]

An event that we cannot let pass
Shows that Kerry has so little class
An SS guy was blamed
Indeed, he was defamed
When the Snowboard King fell on his ***

[Choose Ye This Day]

Not boring at all. Fascinating, actually. Thanks for sharing that. It's amazing what we don't know about them; and what they don't know about us (they can't comprehend our system of home ownership).

I'm glad you were able to do that. My two years in Argentina changed my life, and helped me view the world and my country differently.

[MeekOneGOP]

There once was a candidate from Nantucket .....

[Happy2BMe]

. . carried his brains in a bucket ..

[Swordmaker]

John Kerry, a Liberal Bustard,
In Vanity Fair, was quoted the cuss'd word.
With a condiment wench,
And a love for everything French,
For voters he could not cut Mustard!

Adieu, Zhohn!

[N. Theknow]

There once was a Senator from Mass.
Who went in search of a new piece of ass.
He lucked up and found one,
Then %#*@ed up and drowned one.
And his future became a thing of the past.

[syriacus]

They just legalized private real estate,

This is a good step.

Thanks for posting the eye-opening report.

[zeebee]

There once was a leader named Dubya
If you’re a RAT, it’s the wrong way he’ll rubya
He’s on a mission
With a very good vision
Just don’t cross him or he’ll snubya

[syriacus]

I haven't the time
To write a good rhyme.
But the ones you've all written
Are certainly fittin'.

[psipsistar]

Cool. Argentina? When was that? And in what why did you become a changed person? What did you learn?

[MeekOneGOP]

And he said with a grin .....

[Happy2BMe]

. . I'm up to my socialist chin . .

[MeekOneGOP]

..... If this campaign don't get traction, I can shove it ! :^D

Now let's recap it !!

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There once was a candidate from Nantucket.
Carried his brains in a bucket.
And he said with a grin.
I'm up to my socialist chin.
If this campaign don't get traction, I can shove it !

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