Political Limericks: Make Your Own!

Patriot Paradox

[sonsofliberty2000]

Yeah, well if they suck that bad make your own!

There once was a man named Kerry
Whose voting record was very scary
He flips and he flops,
while his poll numbers drop
and his positions seem contrary

There once was a Democrat named John
who of waffles he was very fond
over and over he served them up
while for some odd reason his followers ate them up
until they evetually caught on

Part 1: The Fairy

There once was a fairy named Leon
who asked a paticular John
what is your wish
I'll serve up a dish
and John just said bring it on

Part 2: Little John

After the fairy brought it on
here came little John
He was from the south
with a smile on his mouth
but very little else to brag on

Part 3: The Defeat

John and Little John went out
but the votes seemed in drought
They flipped and flopped
but they surely were stopped
by Bush and his whopping he dealt out

[sonsofliberty2000]

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Patriot Paradox

[sonsofliberty2000]

Come by and have some fun!

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Patriot Paradox

[Squantos]

Anyone have the poster that says Democrats are so full of crap they need two Johns ??

Stay safe !

[South40]

There once was a man named Kerry
Who wanted a rich-bitch to marry
He came home from a war
Turned in to a whore
And wed the bit*h known as Heinz-Kerry

[dandelion]

Kerry likes Ter-RAY-zuh's money
But clearly, John Edward's his "honey" -
With smooches galore
and with eyes that adore
Their "Kerryin' on" seems quite "funny"...

VOTE BUSH/CHENEY - THE "STRAIGHT" TICKET

[psipsistar]

Both parties want to rail-road us
With Mutt and Jeff games they both goad us
They all have gone 'neo'
The matrix is real.
Don't blame me I voted for Kodos

[Southern62]

There once was a little white fairy
Who joined with a traitor named Kerry
They hug and they swish
The presidency their wish
Now isn't that just a bit scary...

[CharliefromKS]

There ain't no Edward Lears here. :-)

[BJungNan]

There once was a girl from Heinz past,
who loved a very scary ass.
It wasn't rosey and pink,
as you might think,
but was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

There once was a candidate from Mass
Whose wife had a very fat ass
It wasn't rosey and pink
as you might think,
but was rich, puckered and passed gas

(But with those riches, you can't bet he does not kick her out of be for farting).

[Choose Ye This Day]

Huh? In 3.5 years, this is all you've come up with?

[sonsofliberty2000]

LOL!

I say that all the time when I hear Kerry talk, but it wrks here too!

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Patriot Paradox

[dandelion]

With Edwards, the Democrats now push
The Gay Bloc to vote for John's "cute tush"
That vote Kerry's won:
By "Kerryin' On"
He's already proven he hates Bush.

VOTE BUSH CHENEY - THE "STRAIGHT" TICKET

[twgiles]

A flipflopping weenie named John
Went to France with his three medals on
Jacques Chirac cried, "Mon Dieu!"
"I surrender to you!"
"Give me panties and let's get it on."

[weegee]

PING

[FITZ]

Anyone have the poster that says Democrats are so full of crap they need two Johns ??

Or how much john kerry can your john carry?

[Defiant]

A man named Kerry or Kohn,
had wealth, but none was his own,
He schooled in Paris,
Then met an heiress,
And ran for president on loan.

[Squantos]

Ohhhhhh dats good ! A keeper ! Thanks !

Stay safe !

[psipsistar]

Look at it this way; this is the best limrick I wrote in 3.5 years. Are you sure you want me to write more?

Besides, I was traveling overseas. Life was just too interesting to be posting on the net.

[weegee]

There was a young traitor named Kerry.
He got out of 'Nam on the first ferry.
He bragged of his war crimes;
Spoke to the New York Times.
President John F. Kerry? That is scary!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Explain the Kodos thing. All I can gather is there was some Battle of the Bands??? I have no idea...