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DFU SONG: Magical Mystery Tour (you can join Kerry in Cambodia!)
DFU SONGS | 8-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/19/2004 12:16:18 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

It's John's...Cambodian Mystery Tour
Come on...you all will enjoy it, for sure

Here is your invitation...Cambodian Mystery Tour
He's taking reservations...Cambodian Mystery Tour

Cambodian Mystery Tour, a once in a lifetime event
John is providing a tent

It's John's...Cambodian Mystery Tour
Come on...you all will enjoy it, for sure

You can pretend you are a spook...Cambodian Mystery Tour
Wear foil hats like you're a kook...Cambodian Mystery Tour

Cambodian Mystery Tour takes off on November the third
John hopes you're passing the word

If you fall from the boat...you know he'll take note

Cambodian Mystery Tour
Come on...you all will enjoy it, for sure

Here is your invitation...Cambodian Mystery Tour
He's taking reservations...Cambodian Mystery Tour

Cambodian Mystery Tour, a once in a lifetime event
John is providing a tent
Cambodian Mystery Tour...you're all guaranteed to have fun
He will pass out Silver Stars for everyone


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cambodia; funfunfun; kerry; kerrycambodia

1 posted on 08/19/2004 12:16:19 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: The G Man

I want everyone to know that you are to blame for this song. I've written the report, and it is in the official documents. If you try to tell a different story, I will pass out your personal information in a special Brown Book to the media. And, my attorneys will sue you. And, The Forehead, Paul Begala, will come after you.


2 posted on 08/19/2004 12:19:01 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland

Well, you're nothing if not quick Doug!


3 posted on 08/19/2004 12:19:03 PM PDT by The G Man (LOL ---> "John Quixote and his Magical Cambodian Mystery Tour")
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To: The G Man

I have no musical talent whatsoever. I can't read music, write music, play an instrument, or sing. But I guess my brain has now been trained to think in rhyme and lyrics. It sometimes drives Mrs. DFU nuts.


4 posted on 08/19/2004 12:22:43 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland
Good one, Doug!

As Grampa Dave says: "Christmas, 1968: Kerry with his Swift Boat Crew
in Scambodia. Kerry is wearing his CIA hat that came from Richard Nixon
a month before Nixon was sworn in as President."



5 posted on 08/19/2004 12:24:16 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: doug from upland

bump


6 posted on 08/19/2004 12:25:34 PM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: doug from upland

I don't give tours......oooh, the song..nevermind.


7 posted on 08/19/2004 12:28:05 PM PDT by mystery-ak (The most dangerous place in the world...between Moore and Ronstadt in the buffet line!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Was this picture taken at the "Angel Wing,"Dog Face" or "Parrots Beak"? If so that was some rough sailing through "The Heart of Darkness"(;^)!


8 posted on 08/19/2004 12:49:15 PM PDT by Jan Hus
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To: doug from upland

Here's my effort, with a happy holiday feeling:


John Kerry’s Cambodian Christmas
(To be sung to the tune of White Christmas
with the most sincere apologies to Irving Berlin)


Verse:
The war is raging
I'm on my boat
Ferrying CIA.
There's never been such a day
Here or on Cam Ranh Bay.
But it's December the 24th
We're fighting gooks from Vietnam north ...

Chorus:
I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
Although there'll be no snow or ice.
On a secret mission
With bullets whizzing
Ouch! My butt's shot full of rice.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
With every Charlie that I shoot.
Nixon's war is stealing my youth
Hope the girl I marry has some loot.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
Just like the one I never knew.
Wonder why my shipmates
Express such deep hate
For me, I really have no clue.

I'm dreaming of a Cambodian Christmas
I hope my gift's a Purple Heart.
War crimes in which I played a part
Will give my political career a start.


9 posted on 08/19/2004 5:33:25 PM PDT by mountaineer
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