Communists For Kerry Have a New Video! (From RNC Protest)

Communists For Kerry ^ | 8/31/2004 | n/a

[Pyro7480]

From the Communists for Kerry site:

As promised, on Sunday, August 29, 2004, Communists For Kerry spearheaded the Great Revolutionary Parade, leading thousands of unwashed workers, peasants, and toiling intelligentsia from many towns and villages of our great American Motherland, along the Seventh Ave. and past the Madison Square Garden, in celebration of our victory over the so-called "democratic process" that still exists in the bourgeois "republic" of America.

We demanded one-party rule - and the masses showed their resolute support! We demanded to arrest the delegates of the Republican Convention - and the masses unanimously agreed! We demanded the unconditional redistribution of rich Republican widows - and the masses said "when?"

[Pyro7480]

This video is hilarious! Check it out on the link above. Quicktime is needed to view it.

The Great Lenin disciplines a weak-kneed liberal, curing his washed-down socialism with a healthy doze of strong communism.

[valkyrieanne]

OMG. These people still write like that? At first I thought it was a parody.

[Pyro7480]

Still write like what? This is a spoof group of the "Billionaires for Bush" protest group.

[TheGeezer]

It IS a parody. Go to communistsforkerry.com and prepare to laugh.

[headsonpikes]

At first I thought it was a parody.

To the re-education camps with you!

[ppaul]

John Edwards: Today, under George W. Bush, there are two Americas, not one:

Yeah.

#1: Decent folks. CLICK:

#2: Lowlifes.

[Dead Corpse]

Now they are gonna have to redesign all those stickers Kerry has been handing out. Red/yellow fits him much better than red/white/blue...

[Pyro7480]

[myheroesareDeadandRegistered]

I believe it is a parody. If so, God it's funny.

Methinks these folks are using John Lennon's own words from the Beatles song "Revolution":

"...Now if you go quotin' Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make with anyone, anyhow.."

:)

[freddiedavis]

Bump and support the SWIFT VETS...see the new ad here http://swift3.he.net/~swift3/medals.mov

[Mike Darancette]

These guys have the rap down pat. Funniest site on the net.

[Master of Orion]

"Communists for Kerry" is a campaign of the Hellgate Republican Club, a tax exempt non-partisan public advocacy "527" organization that exists for the purpose of;


http://www.hellgate.org/disclaimer/

[concerned about politics]

Funny, but scary enough to imagine because they really do think like that. The democrat politicians promise them that stuff at every speech!
"Bow down and worship me, and all this can be yours."

[Pyro7480]

I didn't know that! Thanks!

[concerned about politics]

That guy is so fat and ugly. I wonder if he knows that, or does he think he's "Hot."
Really. Democrat skanks probably dream of that man at night. Ew! Ew ew ew! Eeeeeeewwwww! (I grossed myself out!)

[SirAllen]

"Kerry names Jacques Chirac his Foreign Policy Advisor"

I love it! Great site.

[concerned about politics]

Communist for Kerry is hysterical. I sent that e-mail address to every one I know. Every time I read that site, I can't stop laughing. Tears run down my eyes.

[orangelobster]

I was fortunate enough to meet comrade Lenin yesterday in nyc. These guys are f***in' geniuses! They have made this week tolerable to be in greenwhich village.

[Dajjal]

Bump To Our Glorious Comrades!

[valkyrieanne]

That is hysterical. I just assumed it was the CPUSA (didn't check the link.) The commies really *do* write like that and have since the 1930s, if you ever get ahold of a copy of Daily Worker or some other similar rag. They got the pastiche down just right.

One funny thing about old commies - I noticed that the site had a link called "Pravda." In the '80s we used to call our hometown newspaper "Pravda West" because it was so liberal. Now I read Pravda occasionally online & it's basically a giant tabloid - and more conservative than our local paper. What a world.