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Communists For Kerry Have a New Video! (From RNC Protest)
Communists For Kerry ^
| 8/31/2004
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Posted on 08/31/2004 7:15:22 AM PDT by Pyro7480
From the Communists for Kerry site:
As promised, on Sunday, August 29, 2004, Communists For Kerry spearheaded the Great Revolutionary Parade, leading thousands of unwashed workers, peasants, and toiling intelligentsia from many towns and villages of our great American Motherland, along the Seventh Ave. and past the Madison Square Garden, in celebration of our victory over the so-called "democratic process" that still exists in the bourgeois "republic" of America.
We demanded one-party rule - and the masses showed their resolute support! We demanded to arrest the delegates of the Republican Convention - and the masses unanimously agreed! We demanded the unconditional redistribution of rich Republican widows - and the masses said "when?"
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: communists; communistsforkerry; kerry; nyc; protest; rnc; spoof
This video is hilarious! Check it out on the link above. Quicktime is needed to view it.
The Great Lenin disciplines a weak-kneed liberal, curing his washed-down socialism with a healthy doze of strong communism.
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:15:22 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
To: Pyro7480
OMG. These people still write like that? At first I thought it was a parody.
To: valkyrieanne
Still write like what? This is a spoof group of the "Billionaires for Bush" protest group.
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:20:14 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: valkyrieanne
It IS a parody. Go to communistsforkerry.com and prepare to laugh.
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:23:29 AM PDT
by
TheGeezer
(If only I had skin as thick as Ann Coulter, and but half her intelligence...)
To: valkyrieanne
At first I thought it was a parody.To the re-education camps with you!
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:24:25 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: Pyro7480
John Edwards: Today, under George W. Bush, there are two Americas, not one: Yeah.
#1: Decent folks. CLICK:
#2: Lowlifes.
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:25:44 AM PDT
by
ppaul
To: ppaul
Now they are gonna have to redesign all those stickers Kerry has been handing out. Red/yellow fits him much better than red/white/blue...
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:31:30 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:34:01 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: valkyrieanne
I believe it is a parody. If so, God it's funny.
Methinks these folks are using John Lennon's own words from the Beatles song "Revolution":
"...Now if you go quotin' Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make with anyone, anyhow.."
:)
To: Pyro7480
To: Pyro7480
These guys have the rap down pat. Funniest site on the net.
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posted on
08/31/2004 7:59:26 AM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
To: myheroesareDeadandRegistered
"Communists for Kerry" is a campaign of the Hellgate Republican Club, a tax exempt non-partisan public advocacy "527" organization that exists for the purpose of;
http://www.hellgate.org/disclaimer/
To: Pyro7480
Funny, but scary enough to imagine because they really do think like that. The democrat politicians promise them that stuff at every speech!
"Bow down and worship me, and all this can be yours."
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posted on
08/31/2004 8:02:55 AM PDT
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: Master of Orion
I didn't know that! Thanks!
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posted on
08/31/2004 8:03:16 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: ppaul
That guy is so fat and ugly. I wonder if he knows that, or does he think he's "Hot."
Really. Democrat skanks probably dream of that man at night. Ew! Ew ew ew! Eeeeeeewwwww! (I grossed myself out!)
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posted on
08/31/2004 8:07:48 AM PDT
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: TheGeezer
"Kerry names Jacques Chirac his Foreign Policy Advisor"
I love it! Great site.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:51:25 AM PDT
by
SirAllen
(Liberalism*2 = Communism)
To: Pyro7480
Communist for Kerry is hysterical. I sent that e-mail address to every one I know. Every time I read that site, I can't stop laughing. Tears run down my eyes.
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posted on
08/31/2004 10:25:28 AM PDT
by
concerned about politics
( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
To: Pyro7480
I was fortunate enough to meet comrade Lenin yesterday in nyc. These guys are f***in' geniuses! They have made this week tolerable to be in greenwhich village.
To: Pyro7480
Bump To Our Glorious Comrades!
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posted on
09/01/2004 2:38:30 AM PDT
by
Dajjal
("I wish they had a delete button on LexisNexis." -- John F'n Kerry 6/1/03)
To: Pyro7480; headsonpikes; TheGeezer
That is hysterical. I just assumed it was the CPUSA (didn't check the link.) The commies really *do* write like that and have since the 1930s, if you ever get ahold of a copy of Daily Worker or some other similar rag. They got the
pastiche down just right.
One funny thing about old commies - I noticed that the site had a link called "Pravda." In the '80s we used to call our hometown newspaper "Pravda West" because it was so liberal. Now I read Pravda occasionally online & it's basically a giant tabloid - and more conservative than our local paper. What a world.
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