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Communists For Kerry Take Over CBS Building
Communist For Kerry ^
| 23 Sep 04
| By The Politbureau
Posted on 09/23/2004 6:18:46 PM PDT by NavVet
Immediately, Communists for Kerry implements the following new changes in management
CBS is renamed "Communist Broadcasting System." The inadequacy of Nielson Rating system is replaced with the more advanced Capt. Smersh system with the remarkable result of a consistent 100% approval rating. These changes allow for a culturally superior fall line up of TV shows on CBS.
(Excerpt) Read more at communistsforkerry.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cbs; commiesforkerry; communist; communistsforkerry; dncbs; kerry; rather
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The Party comes to Rather's rescue.
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:18:46 PM PDT
by
NavVet
To: NavVet
I thought they did that months ago.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:24:55 PM PDT
by
Gibtx
(Wow)
To: NavVet
Where is Lenin? I expected him to appropriate the anchor chair tonight. George Bush should personally call and thank officer smerch, che and rosa for single handedly bumping the poll numbers up by 7 or 8 points.
To: NavVet
Don't give up your day job for that website. Satire is not your strong suit.
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:27:29 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: NavVet
LOL!!!...well, one thing for sure we can depend on in the old standard of the communist guard...forgery was and apparently still is their weapon of choice. Actually, Hillary Clinton was the last one to try it on all of her husbands political enemies.
However, thankfully, Freepers, Bloggers and Right Wing Talkers happily stand ready to verbally and by the power of the written word punch these commie characters in the nose each and every time they slip back into their old despicably corrupted commie ways.
It's a brand new century, although, young, we are fiercely independent and free!
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:28:05 PM PDT
by
harpo11
(Go Team BUSH--Bush Doctrine--A Weapon of Mass Terrorist Destruction!)
To: NavVet
This has got to be old, old news. The folly of Walter Cronkite in preposterously but convincingly misreporting the disastrous Tet Offensive of 1968 as a Democratic [North] Vietnamese (Viet Cong) victory exposed the true identity of the Communist Broadcasting System (CBS).
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:30:04 PM PDT
by
dufekin
(President Kerry would have our enemies partying like it's 1969, when Kerry first committed treason.)
To: NavVet
You had me going ... it's a SPOOF website!
Thank God!
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:31:28 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: NavVet
Power to the People! Workers Unite! LOL!!!
I love these guys. I feel humor is a very effective weapon. It points out how ridicious some people can be and opens peoples minds.
Thanks for the post!
To: nmh
To: Arnold Zephel
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:43:09 PM PDT
by
dcwusmc
("The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
To: dcwusmc
Power to the people. Power to the people.
Power to the people. Power to the people. RIGHT on.
To: NavVet
I just have to get me one of your CommunistsForKerry Bumper stickers! I also want to get a "Kerry/Edwards/Rather" bumper sticker.
To: nmh
it's a SPOOF website! I've been following their website for awhile now. They hang out in NYC. They're a hoot!!!
Their best stories are on how liberals will hang on their every word totally oblivious to the fact that they are mocking them. They remind me of the Protest Warriors (without a belly-button girl).
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:48:56 PM PDT
by
lizma
To: NavVet
Totally awesome!
BTW, is that "180,000,000 corpses" accurate? Almost sounds reasonable, but, wow.
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posted on
09/23/2004 6:56:49 PM PDT
by
JATO
( Dan Ranter: "We don't need no STINKIN' INTERNAL INVESTIGATION.")
To: WashingtonSource
RIGHT on.
Typo. It's Right ARM.
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posted on
09/23/2004 7:25:13 PM PDT
by
Mike Fieschko
("Daddy, are there bad men on your planes?")
To: lizma
They remind me of the Protest Warriors (without a belly-button girl). Sad, but true.
On the bright side though, they have Che & Fidel.
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:20:47 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
To: ApplegateRanch
Sad, but true Why do you say that?
They are both anti-progessive groups using sarcasm to mock liberals.
Oh... Oops. Never mind. Maybe they could get an Eva Braun, Evita Peron or Margaret Sanger with cleavage to join their ranks?
Better yet a Hillary. (Pppleease....no cleavage there.)
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posted on
09/23/2004 9:07:53 PM PDT
by
lizma
To: ApplegateRanch
They are actually affiliated with the protest warriors.
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posted on
09/23/2004 10:11:26 PM PDT
by
wolicy_ponk
(Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
To: NavVet
People will still think of CBS News as being the Completely BS News.
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posted on
09/23/2004 10:35:05 PM PDT
by
punster
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