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Kerry Offers Allawi Guided Tour of Iraq (satire)
Scrapple Face ^ | 24-Sep-2004 | David Ott

Posted on 09/25/2004 8:04:42 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko

Kerry Offers Allawi Guided Tour of Iraq

(2004-09-24) -- Democrat presidential contender John Forbes Kerry today offered to give Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi a guided tour of Iraq to clear up misunderstandings that Mr. Allawi has about the situation in his own nation.

"I'm grateful to Sen. Kerry for his generous offer," said Mr. Allawi at a joint Rose Garden news conference with President George Bush. "I'm sure he has a much clearer perspective on events in my homeland than I do."

A spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign said the tour will help Prime Minister Allawi to "see the ugly face of American foreign policy and petro-imperialism, and strip him of his misplaced optimism."

Asked about Mr. Kerry's trip to Iraq, President Bush said, "He might as well go now, because after I'm re-elected, he'll probably get called up in the draft."

 



TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allawi; guided; kerry; satire; tour

1 posted on 09/25/2004 8:04:42 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko
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To: HawaiianGecko

First, he has to be able to find it.


2 posted on 09/25/2004 8:06:26 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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To: Piquaboy
I believe both Allawi and Karzai were at the U.N.

Kerry is an A**.

If you "listened" to Allawi, what he is saying is that if the people don't want to clean up your act in those three provinces, you won't get to vote. And that basically means "stop helping the bad guys" and "turn them in".

3 posted on 09/25/2004 8:37:11 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: HawaiianGecko

New tagline.


4 posted on 09/25/2004 8:38:57 AM PDT by AmishDude (Allawi a puppet? I guess some world leaders are more equal than others.)
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To: AmishDude

Great tagline


5 posted on 09/25/2004 9:24:58 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Member of the Pajamanistas for over a whole month now!)
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To: HawaiianGecko

Thanks. Yours is pretty nice, too. Pajamas untie!


6 posted on 09/25/2004 9:28:58 AM PDT by AmishDude (Allawi a puppet? I guess some world leaders are more equal than others.)
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To: HawaiianGecko
Allawi, DO NOT TRUST KERRY!


7 posted on 09/25/2004 9:32:15 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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