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DFU SONG: Listen to What the Man Said (orange John Kerry and his Man Tan)
DFU SONGS
| 9-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 09/28/2004 10:40:36 AM PDT by doug from upland
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID MIDI can be found here -- http://www.angelfire.com/on2/Roctavius/btmidi.html
The debate's coming soon
Flipper has been sensing doom
He is quite scared
The crazy lady's hoping he's prepared
She thinks he needs an edge
And his bet he's got to hedge
So it is clear
She says I know what you must do, dear
Let's get in our SUV
And at the drugstore I know we'll see
Some nice designer Man Tan
We'll get the kind you can rub in
When we get home you can begin
Designer Man Tan
You can use that designer Man Tan
Yes, it will look really nice
So do it, don't make me tell you twice
Some nice designer Man Tan
We'll get the kind you can rub in
When we get home you can begin
Designer Man Tan
You can use that designer Man Tan
Your new image has begun
You'll look as good as George Hamilton
Some nice designer Man Tan
We'll get the kind you can rub in
When we get home you can begin
Designer Man Tan
You can use that designer Man Tan
I hope it won't turn orange, Johnny
I hope it won't turn orange, Johnny
I hope it won't turn orange, Johnny...oh, no no
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: attnho; kerry; mantan; newlook; orange; phonyasusual
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To: doug from upland
Does John Kerry belong to the NAAOP "The National Association for Advancement of Orange People?
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posted on
09/28/2004 10:42:45 AM PDT
by
sgtbono2002
(I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
To: All
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posted on
09/28/2004 10:45:43 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
I have a plan,
(He has a plan)
It's the smartest Plan,
(the Smartest Plan)
That you ever did see!
(That you ever did see!)
And the Demokratz danced all around, all around
And the Demokratz danced all around!
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posted on
09/28/2004 11:01:08 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you shoot from the hip enough times, eventually you'll shoot yourself in the a$$......)
To: doug from upland
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. They keep hanging up on me. Why do they keep hanging up on me?
Yesterday, I called Kennedy's office and asked if he was drunk when he gave the speech yesterday. CLICK.
I just called Kerry's office. I told the girl who answered that I am going to Hawaii and want some instant tanning creme. What did the senator use? Again --- CLICK.
If you have any questions for Pumpkin Head, you can call his office at
(202) 224-2742. Good luck.
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:32:59 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
have you done a rendition of Devil Went Down to Georgia?
this just popped into my twisted brain. use it as you see
fit. this is just a starting point.(not my forte)
old man Rather was in a lather lookin for an election to steal
they were way behind, it was on his mind, so he made a DNC deal...
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:03:37 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece)
To: Rakkasan1
I haven't done it although I've looked at it. So far it hasn't inspired me enough to do it. Perhaps it is a Hillary song for 2006.
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:08:34 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite title company --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:08:43 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite waterless orange cleaner --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:09:58 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite college team --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:13:47 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite street performer ---
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:15:37 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
Favorite football game --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:18:30 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
Could be worse: he coulda OD'd on colloidal silver like the Libertarian in Montana.
Could YOU keep a straight face while debating a Smurf?
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:19:40 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite 1940 Ford --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:21:34 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite citrus fruit --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:23:24 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite flower --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:25:57 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
Kerry's favorite woodworking oil --
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:28:35 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/28/2004 2:31:11 PM PDT
by
SOSCEO
To: SOSCEO
Definitely a girlie tone of ORANGE!!!.
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:03:45 PM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(Vote W, and then vote again!)
To: doug from upland
For some reason this picture comes to mind:
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posted on
09/28/2004 3:07:35 PM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(Vote W, and then vote again!)
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