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  • HILLARY! UNCENSORED: DFU on Jennifer Horn show in New Hampshire - Jan. 4, 11:15am Eastern

    01/04/2008 6:22:18 AM PST · by doug from upland · 14 replies · 82+ views
    LISTEN ONLINE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE - 11:15AM EASTERN I'll be on this morning with Jennifer Horn in New Hampshire. LATEST: - we are working on plans to show the film in Washington, DC on Jan 23 - we need FReeper help to get it organized - Jan 19, the HILLARY! UNCENSORED will be shown in a movie theatre in Foxboro, MA the day before the AFL championship game (presumed to be in Foxboro) - not surprisingly, California Supreme Court denies Peter Paul's appeal...Hillary will be a witness, but not a defendant - status conference in the case is Jan....
  • DFU SONG: I Love How You Love Me (awwwww....Cindy Sheehan and Hugo Chavez - what a cute couple)

    02/01/2006 7:30:09 AM PST · by doug from upland · 2 replies · 292+ views
    DFU SONGS | 2-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - I LOVE HOW YOU LOVE ME Hey Venezuela, I love your dictator I think that a rendezvous will be coming later I love the way he says to me -- girl, you go But I think most of all...I love the name Hugo I love the name Hugo...it's very endearing Whenever I'm hearing it, I always start tearing I love the way he says to me -- girl, you go But I think most of all...I love the name Hugo We sit and share stories of Vladimir Lenin And when we're done shaving, we both splash on...
  • (reprise for my 50,000th FreeRepublic reply) DFU SONG: The FReeper Anthem

    11/15/2005 6:33:33 AM PST · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 404+ views
    DFU SONGS | 11-15-05 | Doug from Upland
    MIDI - DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING - scroll down the site for the MIDI Can you hear the FReepers sing We lift our voices to the sky And we are swearing to our God That we will all live free or die Many brave men gave their lives So that this nation could be free If we will stand and fight We honor their memory England ruled from afar until the brave among them said We won't accept the tyranny, we'll show them kings are dead So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born Can...
  • DFU SONG: Ticket to Ride (Ramsey Clark, we'll pay for your ticket to go defend Hussein)

    11/08/2005 10:18:51 AM PST · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 484+ views
    DFU SONGS | 11-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - TICKET TO RIDE Hello, our friend, Ramsey Clark...how are you today? Saddam is needing your help...I think right away We'll buy your ticket to fly-y We'll buy your ticket to fly-y-y We'll buy your ticket to fly...do not delay It seems another defense attorney's been whacked Saddam is pleading to you...it's time to come back We'll buy your ticket to fly-y We'll buy your ticket to fly-y-y We'll buy your ticket to fly...do not delay We know he's a mass-murdering slime But there are rules...he gets a chance to be heard For you to just sit home...
  • DFU SONG: 2001 - Also Sprach Zarathustra (oh no, Sulu is gay...say it ain't so)

    10/28/2005 8:20:23 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 12 replies · 1,064+ views
    10-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI: 2001 - Also Sprach Zarathustra I am gay...that's me Hip hooray...come see Want to play...for free? Then come to...West Hollywood Yes, you should I am good
  • DFU SONG: If I Were a Rich Man

    10/27/2005 10:49:07 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 14 replies · 765+ views
    DFU SONGS | 10-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! MIDI - IF I WERE A RICH MAN If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who had a suitcase full of cash I would be quite worried, my dear friends...Estrich has been talking trash If I were a rich one...an illegal immigrant who's in a thousand dollar suit I would be so careful where I went...she said Hillary would prosecute Yes, on O'Reilly Susan opened her big mouth...out from it lots of garbage spewed If she keeps blabbing, Hillary's hopes are screwed 'Cause we all know that anyone with a shoe size that is as big...
  • DFU SONG: Girl (Canoe Girl - NBC's Michelle Kosinski)

    10/23/2005 8:59:58 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 12 replies · 720+ views
    DFU SONGS | 10-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - GIRL Is there anybody here who hasn't read the story that Michelle Kosinski wants to hide It is time, I think, we're mocking her in all her glory, maybe we can do it till she cries Canoe Girl...you, girl They create a scene, how typical, that was so phony...that's the way the MSM has worked Leftists in the media are so full of baloney, do not ever listen to those jerks Canoe Girl...you, girl As they're losing market share, they know they are up Sh**'s Creek with no paddle This is a war to the end...I hope...
  • DOUG FROM UPLAND COMING UP ON THE TONY SNOW SHOW

    10/07/2005 7:32:15 AM PDT · by DTogo · 37 replies · 1,519+ views
    The Tony Snow Show ^ | Oct. 7th, 2005 | DTogo
    Doug From Upland coming up on Tony's show.
  • A Freeper Call To Arms! (vanity)

    05/16/2005 5:23:39 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 120 replies · 3,647+ views
    Source: General George "Blood and Guts" Patton | 1944, by Patton, and adapted May 15, 2005 by Lazamataz | By General "Blood and Guts" Lazamataz
    "Blackjack" Pershing "Blood 'n Guts" Patton Lazamataz's Speech to the Free Republic Army - the Unabridged Edition Somewhere in America, May 16th, 2005 "Be seated." People, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting liberalism, not wanting to fight socialism, is a crock of b******t. Americans love to be right wing capitalists, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of capitalism and the moral virtues of conservatism. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones against the moral predations of liberalism. Second, you...
  • DFU SONG: Sukiyaki (Tendo Oto - Hillary's favorite illegal foreign donor)

    05/13/2005 8:50:32 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 17 replies · 515+ views
    DFU SONGS | 5-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - Sukiyaki Her good friend, Tendo Oto...she wishes he could vote-o He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser Yes, Hillary does things illegally It's time that she's finally coming clean He is her foreign donor...she really pulled a boner He brought some yen from Japan for her big fundraiser What a big win...the Clintons sneaked him in The whole Secret Service was aghast How long will she get away with all her lawbreaking? Don't hold your breath to hear truth from the Old Media Her good friend, Tendo Oto...she wishes he could vote-o He brought...
  • ARE YOU READY FOR A $20 MILLION WRONGFUL DEATH LAWSUIT AGAINST MICHAEL SCHIAVO, Does 1-10

    03/22/2005 8:35:01 AM PST · by doug from upland · 574 replies · 6,470+ views
    the news | 3-22-05 | dfu
    It appears that Terri Schiavo is going to be starved and dehydrated. I don't see how it going to be stopped short of a kidnapping to save her life. If we are to believe sworn affidavits, Michael Schiavo denied his beloved wife rehab, speech, and occupational therapy. Terri actually was able to drink from a baby bottle and ate pudding and jello. He threatened to fire a nurse if she got nourishment from anything but the feeding tube? Why just the feeding tube? Because he could have that pulled and starve her to death. He had no interest in seeing...
  • DFU SONG: Bottle of Wine (Michael Jackson will hit gold with this one)

    03/08/2005 8:02:48 PM PST · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 449+ views
    DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - BOTTLE OF WINE Bottle of wine...that will do fine Kids are fun when they are not sober We will have fun...it's just begun Mom and dad, let them sleep over I have things planned...here at Neverland When I have the chance, hands go down their pants They love me 'cause I am famous What kind of parent let's them stay here The kind who just can never think clear Bottle of wine...that will do fine Kids are fun when they are not sober We will have fun...it's just begun Mom and dad, let them sleep over Though...
  • DFU Undercover at Pre Oscar Party

    02/24/2005 7:49:40 PM PST · by Dagny Taggart · 22 replies · 1,359+ views
    DFU in Deep Cover | 2 24 05 | Dagny Taggart
    Just Heard from DFU. He is risking his life in deep cover attending a pre-oscar party called "Rock the Earth". 400 screaming left-wingers from Hollywood expected to attend. These people don't know that he will be back in Hollywood Sunday night Freeping them.
  • DFU SONG: Anticipation (RATS in the underground sing about certification)

    01/07/2005 8:16:12 AM PST · by doug from upland · 12 replies · 429+ views
    DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - ANTICIPATION I knew that my hopes really were a longshot thing But I would hang in there up to the end It's horrific...they'll once again be crowning him as king Me and my friends have hit bottom...we cannot pretend Certification...certification's finished What will I do I don't know how I can go on living now My shrink has told me...it might be helpful if I had a life No way...I'd rather just sit here and cry For two months now...I haven't spoken to my kids and wife I'll keep posting on DU while the whole world goes...
  • DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (the Clinton Lie-brary song)

    11/18/2004 1:59:50 PM PST · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 674+ views
    DFU SONGS | 11-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CAMP GRENADA Hello Mother...it's been scary...here at Clinton's new lie-brary On our field trip with our teacher...to a secret room Bill took her...we can't reach her There's a witch here...she is awful...she's done things that...are unlawful One protestor she had frightened...with that evil look I know his sphincter tightened There is some guy who's named Lanny...I would like to...kick his fanny I was sick when I saw Katie...and mistook Ms. Albright for the cleaning lady A slick talker's chasing females...getting numbers...getting emails I think he will get some action...oh my goodness, I think it's the Reverend Jackson...
  • Sierra Club: Waiting List for Hybrid Vehicles Longer than Wait for Organ Transplants

    10/09/2004 1:09:21 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 73 replies · 1,138+ views
    email | 10-8-04
    Sierra Club: Waiting List for Hybrid Vehicles Longer than Wait for Organ Transplants SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif., Oct. 8 -- In the Fall 2004 issue of the Green Car Journal consumer magazine, Sierra Club executive director Carl Pope points out in an interview that, “right now, in many American cities, the waiting list to get a hybrid vehicle is longer than the waiting list to get an organ transplant.” That’s not a good thing. But with Toyota increasing production capacity of its immensely popular Prius, the long-awaited Ford Escape Hybrid SUV poised to enter the market, and the Honda Accord...
  • DFU SONG: Crying (yes, TaRAYza was peeling, peeling, peeling Kerry's face)

    09/29/2004 8:28:49 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 384+ views
    9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    CRYING MIDI can be found here -- http://webhome.idirect.com/~stardust/midi-selections.html TaRAYza knew what to do...she said "John, I'll fix you I have chemicals here...what I must do is clear So sit down, my Ketchup Boy I'll help you look great in your debate" She started peeling Johnny's face...peeling Johnny's face She said "When I'm done...do not go out in the sun" And she kept peeling, peeling, peeling, peeling More Botox would not work...he would look like a jerk So she kept peeling Problems would come before too long Things went horribly wrong He did not listen to her...he had screwed up for...
  • DFU CROSSWORD PUZZLE CHALLENGE NO. 3 - Lifeguard Ted Kennedy

    09/28/2004 11:15:59 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 14 replies · 1,260+ views
    dfu/BykrBayb | 9-2004 | Doug from Upland
    NO. 1 - John Kerry NO. 2 - Dan Rather and CBS
  • DFU SONG: Listen to What the Man Said (orange John Kerry and his Man Tan)

    09/28/2004 10:40:36 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 36 replies · 5,174+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID MIDI can be found here -- http://www.angelfire.com/on2/Roctavius/btmidi.html The debate's coming soon Flipper has been sensing doom He is quite scared The crazy lady's hoping he's prepared She thinks he needs an edge And his bet he's got to hedge So it is clear She says I know what you must do, dear Let's get in our SUV And at the drugstore I know we'll see Some nice designer Man Tan We'll get the kind you can rub in When we get home you can begin Designer Man Tan You can use that designer Man...
  • DFU SONG: Devil in Disguise (Kerry now disguised as an orange pumpkin)

    09/28/2004 9:05:18 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 20 replies · 693+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    DEVIL IN DISGUISE MIDI found here -- http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html He's orange girly man...he's orange girly man...laugh He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah Because Halloween is coming...John made a move that's bold He used spray that had turned him orange instead of choosing gold He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah He wanted an edge debating...he wanted to stand out "Flipper,...