Reporters Pool Reports (about Kerry - Hilarious)

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashh.htm ^ | 10/22/2004 | Drudge

[Blueflag]

Read the ACTUAL reports of Kerry's pool reporters as they report and ridicule Kerry. Hilarious

[Blueflag]

Read the ridicule.

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OK, kill this. It's the THIRD thread on same topic. SIGH

[bust]

What a woman. No offense ladies...

[RonnG]

Go tell Aunt Rhody.

[TomGuy]

The whole thing was staged.

Kerry never met a photo-op he didn't like.

[badmrbunny]

that was funny. after the elections, and lawsuits, maybe we won't ever have to hear about john kerry ever again.

[SubMareener]

Oh Great and Merciful Father! Please Hear Our Prayer! Amen!

[danzaroni]

A note from photogs. Lots of blood on Kerry's left hand. Pooler suggested it was from fetching downed bird and possibly wringing its neck if it were still kicking, flipping and flopping, perhaps flip-flopping. Photog saw Mr. Kerry shaking his entire hand way up field as if he'd injured hand. When he walked by, he'd tucked his hand up into his sleeve so it couldn't be seen. Suppose we'll have to wait for after-action report, but as we all know, Purple Heart citations can be vague.

Now, that's comedy.

[bert]

.....Loftus explained: "He's going to walk down that line of corn. He'll turn down there and walk up this way. Then we will move with great dispatch up there." .......

Staged is a mild description of an event that was scripted to the finest detail.

I suppose that somewhere in Ohio they found a person who is both a wedding planner and a hunting guide to plot out this farce.

The report also mentioned blood on Kerry's left hand. There was speculation as to how it got there. Not mentioned was the fact it is old, the blood of American POW's in Vietnam and Soldiers deployed in Iraq who died as a result of his giving aid and comfort to the enemy.