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  • Controversial law punishing doctors who spread COVID misinformation on track to be undone

    Show more sharing options Tucked into a state Senate bill revising aspects of the Medical Board of California is a brief but unambiguous clause undoing a controversial law that was intended to curb “dissemination of misinformation or disinformation related to COVID-19.”If the bill passes as expected this week, it will put an end to the saga of Assembly Bill 2098, a well-intentioned, poorly worded and ultimately doomed effort to curb the most flagrant cases of COVID-related falsehoods by people wielding medical licenses. “We are happy that the Legislature is attempting to address the defects in last year’s legislation,” said Chessie...
  • Nikki Haley is most feared candidate by Biden campaign: report

    08/31/2023 8:37:15 AM PDT · by DallasBiff · 73 replies
    Yahoo! ^ | 8/30/23 | Carl Samson
    Among Republican presidential candidates, former U.N. ambassador and South Carolina governor Nikki Haley strikes the most fear unto Joe Biden’s campaign team, according to an insider. Driving the news: Haley, 51, is the only woman and one of three Indian Americans in the GOP’s pool of presidential hopefuls. What distinguishes her campaign, however, are policy positions that increasingly resonate with more moderate voters, particularly those actively looking for an alternative to Donald Trump. “If they nominate Nikki Haley, we’re in trouble,” a senior Democratic strategist close to the Biden campaign told Politico earlier this month. Such fears corroborate Haley’s positioning...
  • Facebook Staffers Coach Mark Zuckerberg On Humanlike Behavior Ahead Of Congressional Testimony

    04/10/2018 9:52:56 AM PDT · by fishtank · 20 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 4-9-18 | B. Bee
    Facebook Staffers Coach Mark Zuckerberg On Humanlike Behavior Ahead Of Congressional Testimony April 9, 2018 MENLO PARK, CA—According to sources from within Facebook headquarters, interns and staffers at the social network were training Mark Zuckerberg on how to act human ahead of his expected congressional testimony this week.
  • Howard Dean: Put Clinton Foundation in charge of Puerto Rico relief

    10/12/2017 12:13:46 PM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 85 replies
    The Hill ^ | October 12, 2017 | BY JOSH DELK
    Former Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean on Thursday slammed President Trump for having "no clue" how to lead the federal recovery effort in Puerto Rico, suggesting that the Clinton Foundation — run by the family of Trump's former opponent Hillary Clinton — handle it instead. "What we should do is turn over the rehab of Puerto Rico to the Clinton Foundation. They know what they are doing," said Dean, a Hillary Clinton supporter. Dean's tweet was in response to a comment made by President Trump earlier on Thursday in which he said that the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the...
  • Could This Pastor’s VP Pick for Trump Help Defeat America’s Jezebel?

    03/24/2016 2:44:17 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 27 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | March 24, 2016 | Bethany Blankley
    One pastor in Iowa recently suggested that despite, or rather, because of the bitter rancor among Evangelical Christians over Donald Trump that one particular running mate could persuade naysayers to actually support Trump. Who is this Hawkeye pastor and why should anyone care about his opinion? In 2012, conservative commentator, Iowan Steve Deace, a #NeverTrump and Cruz supporter, identified the most effective “super-operatives” in Iowan politics. One, he wrote was an “unassuming pastor” of Walnut Creek Church, who “could very well be the most powerful man you’ve never heard of.” “He could easily mean the difference between victory and defeat...
  • Congressional Black Caucus recommends Sheila Jackson Lee for Homeland Security Secretary

    07/29/2013 12:29:33 PM PDT · by smoothsailing · 117 replies
    Houston Chronicle ^ | 7-29-2013 | Hannah Jeffrey
    July 29, 2013 Congressional Black Caucus recommends Sheila Jackson Lee for Homeland Security Secretary Hannah Jeffrey Conservative bloggers went wild Monday when they got wind of the Congressional Black Caucus’ suggestion that President Obama pick Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston for the post of Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Rich Cooper, avid blogger for Security Debrief, responded to the news of the Jackson Lee recommendation in a post by saying, “Apparently, it is not a joke. For reasons that baffle any sense of reality, it is a serious gesture on the part of the Congressional Black Caucus...
  • The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Streams of Consciousness

    08/25/2006 12:39:47 AM PDT · by sully777 · 407 replies · 7,374+ views
    Reuters ^ | August 25, 2006 | Sully777
    It's Friday Let the Silliness Begin!
  • Stage farce lets Israelis see funny side of the Fuhrer

    02/22/2006 2:09:19 PM PST · by dennisw · 14 replies · 495+ views
    .theaustralian ^ | February 17, 2006 | Stephen Farrell, Tel Aviv
    Stage farce lets Israelis see funny side of the Fuhrer Stephen Farrell, Tel Aviv 17feb06 IN a khaki blur of bad taste, SS uniforms and prancing Fuhrers, the Mel Brooks Broadway farce The Producers has come to Israel for the first time. The show, in Hebrew but replete with swastikas and Nazi salutes, is playing nightly in Tel Aviv to chuckling audiences of Holocaust survivors. Even as they chat during the interval about the best lines, many recall the horror of Kristallnacht. "If ever there was a place that has full licence to make fun of Hitler, it is probably...
  • One Million Turn Out To See Rolling Stones Bash Bush In Rio

    02/20/2006 11:14:38 AM PST · by smoothsailing · 158 replies · 3,254+ views
    National Ledger ^ | 2-20-06 | Political Satirist Chris Davis -Commentary
    COMMENTARY One Million Turn Out to See Rolling Stones Bash Bush in Rio By Political Satirist Chris Davis Feb 20, 2006 Rio de Janeiro—The Rolling Stones, a geriatric rock group, left a million fans satisfied and spent on Copacabana Beach after Saturday's free performance to bash President George W. Bush while playing some rock 'n roll. Boats, including a huge ocean liner, crowded the shoreline, and helicopters and blimps circled overhead during the show that shut down the Copacabana Beach district.  Large monitors flashed the peace symbol while others flashed, "War is not my voice.  Don't invade the world, Bush!"...
  • Steven Wright Quotes

    03/24/2005 5:38:51 AM PST · by COUNTrecount · 26 replies · 1,156+ views
    March 24, 2005 | Email
    Steven Wright Quotes 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A fool and his money are soon partying. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid...
  • Reporters Pool Reports (about Kerry - Hilarious)

    10/22/2004 4:38:00 AM PDT · by Blueflag · 8 replies · 1,767+ views
    Read the ACTUAL reports of Kerry's pool reporters as they report and ridicule Kerry. Hilarious
  • Just because George Bush says something doesn't mean it's the truth. (sic) [Streisand Alert]

    01/30/2003 2:27:23 PM PST · by lainie · 39 replies · 343+ views
    La Website ^ | January 30, 2003 | La Streisand
    "Bush wants to drop the "double tax" on dividends, but that's nothing. Wages withheld for Social Security may get hit three times, a burden on far more (less wealthy) Americans." "The Really Unfair Tax" by Donald L. Barlett and James B. Steele He uses words that Democrats would use, like "Conservation" and "The Environment", while he's deregulating the polluters and suggesting a tax rebate on SUV's. p.s. More State of The Union hypocrisy to follow. ----------------- Babs' recommended reading for today includes scratch from Jesse Jackson, Tom Hayden, and Robert Reich, plus William Rivers Pitt's letter to CNN from 1/16....
  • NYTimes.com, NPR Launch Civics Education Web Site

    08/14/2002 10:07:18 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 11 replies · 252+ views
    AP.TBO.com ^ | 8/14/02 | Associated Press
    NEW YORK (Dow Jones/AP) - NYTimes.com and National Public Radio on Wednesday announced the launch of Justice Learning, a civics education Web site for high school students and teachers based on NPR's radio program, Justice Talking. The Web site will use content from Justice Talking and related lesson plans and articles from The New York Times Learning Network, a free service for teachers, parents and students in grades 3-12. Justice Learning is designed around eight distinct civics issues that are updated twice a year. Current issues include affirmative action, civil liberties, death penalty, gun control, juvenile justice and Web...
  • Cost of Laughing Rises 2.9 Percent in Last Year

    03/23/2002 3:17:54 PM PST · by petuniasevan · 2 replies · 202+ views
    Oddly Enough ^ | 3-22-02 | Ellen Freilich
    Cost of Laughing Rises 2.9 Percent in Last Year March 22, 2002 8:12 am EST By Ellen Freilich NEW YORK (Reuters) - The price of chuckles, giggles, guffaws and outright hilarity rose 2.9 percent over the last 12 months, according to the tongue-in-cheek Cost of Laughing Index for 2002. Malcolm Kushner, the attorney turned humor consultant who developed the Index, found the rise in the cost of laughter during a recession perplexing. Was scarcity a factor? Did the demand for laughs outstrip supply in a time of war? Though not included in the index, Andersen, the accounting firm that...