Posted on 10/28/2004 4:35:44 AM PDT by stellartrack
Here is a great Montage that Hannity did a couple of weeks ago on Kerry.
It will make you dizzy.
http://abcrad.wmod.llnwd.net/a49/external/0102cABAAHQAAAAcDle6yKhvE1c0LnEJnNwFajD8QD92LOnSD/hannity/ihaveaplan.wma
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Here's a shorter URL for the browser to digest:
http://www.asjewelers.com/FRstuff/7/I_have_a_plan.wmv
He's still in the planning stages of his plans....
And yea I Do have a plan, I served in Vietnam for 4 months. Did you know that?
Funny!
Priceless!!!
It's amazing that in his 4 long months of Vietnam, which to John Kerry and MSM equals 2 tours, (while for everyone else, one tour equals 365 days) That he learned everything there was to learn about warfare, and all the different aspects of it, Navy, army, and airforce, all from swabbing decks on a frigate and putting up and down a river in a swift boat. Apparently, according to John Kerry's books,he was in Vietnam advising generals, and drove his swift boat into Seoul every other day, set up mock battles with for marines,(show them how to impress the generals)fought in trenches, as well as burn down villages and all the other horrible stuff he admits to taking part in.
How he ever had time to write his volumes of fictional memoirs, make home movies, and actually operate the swift boat that he was SUPPOSED to do, plus all that other stuff within 4 short months remains a mystery.
"My wife is right, anyone who does not my health care plan is an IDOIT"
/Sarcasm off
Well, MSM says 50% of Americans support that LIAR Kerry, and have been swindled by his B.S.
It only stands to reason that these company's that send all this spam to swindle you out of your money are 50% successful in doing so.
Democrats will buy anything shiny, plenty of people capitalize on this fact, It's the American way. Hot sellers are shiny things that block secret government
thought control rays they are beaming from space.
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Damn, he looks a little like Giuliani there
Got A Plan Man
(to the tune of Rubberband Man by the Spinners)
Hand me down my walkin’ cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and don’t be late
'Cause we ain’t got time to chat
You and me we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest plans
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down
Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he plans
seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them plan
At a club in DC town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By the plan this cat’s puttin’ down
When I saw this tall thin guy
Stretch a plan between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard ‘cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal
Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan
Got that plan
Up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Doin' all that plannin', yet keepin’ time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away
Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Got a Plan Man, Got a Plan Man
How much of this plan do he think we can stand
So much plannin', grace and debonair from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to wiggle his left toe
To his knee, got the planin’ in his head, y’all
Ah, come on, baby
Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan
Got a Plan Man starts to plan
Movin’ up and down across the land
Got people all in his ways
Everything about him seems out of place
Just a planin’, just a planin’, just a plan-plan-planin’
Just a plan, Got a Plan Man
Just a planin’, just a planin’, just a plan-plan-planin’
Just a plan, Got a Plan Man
Get down
Oh, get down Teresa
Uh-huh
Someone needs to do a mix of this.
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