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Wallow In Chaos, And Laugh (Mark Morford is having a nervous breakdown)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, November 3, 2004 | Mark Morford, Sore Loser

Posted on 11/03/2004 7:12:02 AM PST by presidio9

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To: presidio9
Hey, Markie, you can always do the honorable thing:

Kill yourself.

Same goes for Ted Rall, Michael Moore, and the rest of your immoral socialist cadre.

Click the Gadsden flag for pro-gun resources!

21 posted on 11/03/2004 7:19:06 AM PST by Joe Brower (The Constitution defines Conservatism.)
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To: presidio9

Colon-knotting ----- that is what you picture when you think about Moford.


22 posted on 11/03/2004 7:19:06 AM PST by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: presidio9

This is definately a "It sucks to be you" kinda day.

I like it!


23 posted on 11/03/2004 7:19:07 AM PST by najida (Thank you God for hearing and answering.)
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To: presidio9

Wow. Hilarious. A keeper fer sure.


24 posted on 11/03/2004 7:19:28 AM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: presidio9

Just read it, oh so very satisfying.


25 posted on 11/03/2004 7:19:31 AM PST by Ksnavely
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To: Brett66

Oh I love your grpahic!


26 posted on 11/03/2004 7:20:07 AM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: presidio9
Colon-knotting.

Well, he's probably an expert.

}:-)4

27 posted on 11/03/2004 7:21:14 AM PST by Moose4 (Hey John, the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. IT'S OVER!)
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To: presidio9
I had to listen to ErrrAmerica this morning. Real Crocodile tears!

They know it's over because they found out that the provisional ballots have to be approved by 3 of 4 polling judges, 2 democrat and 2 republican!

28 posted on 11/03/2004 7:21:15 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: presidio9
Maybe we're not all that sophisticated or nuanced or respectable a nation as we sometimes dare to dream.

Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence

... or... you know... maybe it's just that you're a clueless, irrelevant and (thankfully) ineffectual little dickweasel.

That one works, too. :)

29 posted on 11/03/2004 7:21:18 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: Another-MA-Conservative

"Crush the enemy; see him driven before you, und hear the lamentations ov de vimmen." Or words to that effect.


30 posted on 11/03/2004 7:21:37 AM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Apparently. What a freak!


31 posted on 11/03/2004 7:22:07 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (PRAISE THE KING OF CREATION TODAY AND FOREVER!!!!)
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To: presidio9
It simply boggles the mind: We've already had four years of some of the most appalling and abusive foreign and domestic policy in American history

I got 3 words for you, rumpy-pumpy:

Four more years.

32 posted on 11/03/2004 7:22:10 AM PST by Dr.Deth
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To: CzarNicky
*Puts on Carnak turban*

*Holds envelope to forehead*

Colon-knotting!

*rips open envelope*

What happens when your gerbil stops to ask directions.

33 posted on 11/03/2004 7:22:31 AM PST by N. Theknow ("We will take your money and use it for the common good.")
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To: presidio9

They are imploding one by one this morning. Their craniums simply can't withstand the growing pressure of stark reality any longer, and nature abhorrs a vacuum.


34 posted on 11/03/2004 7:22:36 AM PST by dirtboy (Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
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To: wideawake

No comments yet from Michael Moore?

"You gonna eat those fries?"
M. Moore


35 posted on 11/03/2004 7:22:54 AM PST by Valin (Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes)
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To: presidio9

Morford finds God. LOL. No atheists in foxholes . . . .


36 posted on 11/03/2004 7:24:21 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: najida
This is definitely the best thing I've read so far. :)

Mornin', dumplin'! :)

37 posted on 11/03/2004 7:25:06 AM PST by TheBigB (I have a keyboard and an attitude. Don't piss me off.)
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To: boris

I mean "graphic". Need caffeine.


38 posted on 11/03/2004 7:26:23 AM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: presidio9
Here's a little more from this degenerate's article:

Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence, of environmental abuse and no rights for women and an sincere hatred of gays and foreigners and minorities. Sound familiar? It should: It's the modern GOP platform.

MAYBE, we the American people are sick of liberal shit. We're sick of queers, transvestites and "gender" confused retards. We're sick of the lying "mainstream" media. We're sick of high taxes and the welfare state. We're sick of pink-traingle degenerates teaching our kids. We're sick of affirmative action and "hate" speech. We're sick people trying to take away our guns. We're sick of the bullshit UN. We're sick of attacks on our Christianity and our morals.

In a word - we're sick of confused fools like the one who wrote this article. We spoke yesterday. Loud and clear.

39 posted on 11/03/2004 7:26:32 AM PST by glockmeister40
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To: 1rudeboy

No athiests in foxholes...

How about gerbil holes?


40 posted on 11/03/2004 7:27:01 AM PST by Stallone (Mainstream Media is dead. I helped kill it.)
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