My suggestion to the Democratic party-disband.
In other words: "How can we hide who really are? How can we fool these morons and peons?"
I have noticed after the election that oil has gone from $55 to about $47 a barrel.
How many trees were cut down for paper for the campaign.
How many SUV's and other vehicles did MOVEON.ORG use.
How much electrical energy was wasted vote for Kerry rock concerts, as well trash generated, and gas for rockers to speed to the concert (drug use intended as a pun as well as gasoline).
Maybe we should start up a new website exclusively for these kinds of articles--WeepandWhineRepublic. We can call them Weepers.
1. Give Terry McAuliffe a lifetime contract.
2. Give Barbara Streisand and Michael Moore prominent roles in your Party.
3. Convince George Soros to donate $35 million dollars next election cycle.
4. Make sure everyone on Earth knows you think that Republicans are knuckle dragging, fag hating, witch burning, Arab murdering, subhuman morons who can only reproduce by accidently impregnating their sisters and cousins while watching NASCAR races.
5. Make sure the French like you. That'll help.
6. Nominate someone from the Northeast US next time. I'm pretty sure there's a Congressman from Vermont who'll take the job.
That's about it for now. I really just want to help after all.
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Try going with a candidate who isn't just power hungry and who isn't Anti-American and maybe they would do better.
How about getting rid of the lunatics and Commies in your party for starters? I mean Commies and socialists are not exactly what the majority of people living in a free society are looking for if you get my drift. Sort of like trying to sell people ketchup to put on their ice cream. Picking a doofus who bashed our troops and sided with Communists in Vietnam, not to mention is French when we ain`t getting along too well with France lately isn`t too bright a choice to represent your party, but then whoever said `Rats are bright? Those idiots would try to sell sand in a desert.
Yeah, and all the Chicago Cubs need is a new batboy. How about getting some morality? How about outlawing partial birth abortion? How about standing up to the NEA and supporting school choice? How about not catering to every single whim of the gay lobby? How about dropping class warfare as a policy? How about supporting a strong military? How about thinking about what is good our country instead of the what is good for the UN? This is just for starters.
"We need new talent ... it's time for a new team,'' said Democratic volunteer Bruce Wiljanen, who was sitting on the second-floor balcony waiting to see his party's 2004 candidate acknowledge defeat. A Kerry or a Hillary Clinton, he said, will not reach out to the millions of Americans in the red states in the next election. "We've got to get a new manager and trade a few players," he said.
LOL! Somebody co-opt this kid before a wise Democrat -
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nevermind. :)
It is said that in every organization there is one person who knows what is going on and he must be eliminated. Obviously, Mr. Trippi has become too smart to be a Democrat.
Not the I want to give them any hints or anything, but
WRONG!
WRONG!
WRONG!
Newer, slicker, more polished faces will not save them. They need a new platform.
Where do people get the idea Republicans are the stupid ones?
So far, all I've heard from the Democrats "soul searching" is how best to disguise what they believe so that red state people will vote for them.
They still do not get it.
In four more years this nuMedia is only going to further expand and hopefully we'll have implemented some further successful domestic conservative policies to compliment our foreign policy. If so, we'll have a strong record to advertise in the next election alongside a nuMedia that has shown the capability to reach enough voters so that the DNC propaganda sources are defanged.
They need a substantive change, not a superficial one. If they intend to go GOP-Lite in image, we'll win. They go full throttle leftist, we'll win. They need to create a new platform for themselves that doesn't mirror the GOP's, but compliments it, in order to become competitive in a new century.
It's time for brain transplants, Bruce. Either that, or get all Democrats interested in something harmless--like stamp collecting or bowling or making lace doilies--and leave important matters to those with greater intellectual capacity.
One of my wayward family members had the most intriguing conversation with one of the committee chairs of the Texas Democratic Party this week, where it was revealed that the Dem insiders *knew* that they were going to lose Daschle's Senate seat from South Dakota for the same reasons that they lost the entire state of Texas.
Lets just say that Hillary, Gore, Kerry, Kennedy, Shrum, and Pelosi aren't held in much regard by Democratic Party insiders in Texas right now...
I wonder if they'll ever realize that the Democrat Party would probably be in the ascendancy these days if they had left well enough alone and not pushed for legalized abortion throughout the country?
If abortion were limited to the socially liberal states like NY, NJ, Rhode Island, Oregon, California, Massachusetts, Maryland, Washington, etc. (where both local parties seem inevitably to be pro-abortion), would this really be a pressing national issue every election?
So long as they stick to the position of forcing abortion down the nation's throat against the will of the majority outside the liberal states noted above, they won't win a majority and they will offend Bush Country (everywhere between the Hudson River and the California Coast Range).
Feinstein is (dangerously, for us) distressingly close to the core, unwinkable truth of the matter: frothing, over-the-top lunatics such as Michael Moore; the shrill assorted gibbons over at Air America; MoveOn.org. etcetera -- quite rightly; umderstandably -- frighten sane, normal people AWAY from voting for the Democratic Party, on the national level.
If George Soros suddenly, in an unexpected fit of rationality and self-awareness, suddenly pulls the plug on Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, etcetera, en masse and overnight: we'll know the left has finally deduced the obvious for themselves, on this one.
Good grief what a pity party! Is it contagious?
Jim Emerson: On celebrities, Politics, and movie critics (shilling for Roger Ebert) (Posted on 11/06/2004)