Bill Clinton wasn't perfect, but he was exceptional

To: scholar; Landru; Mudboy Slim

Landru:"Wouldn't have wanted y'all to miss this one."
Scholar: Geez pal--you knew I was sick and you sent me this?? My recovery will be set back at least another day!"

Cheer up scholar!
Here's a magazine to read, while you convaless...
Landru might like it too, cause it's got a frisky little Polish gal on the cover! ;^D >DOINK!<Please Note: >Doink< is Copyright Property of Landru Inc.

61 posted on 12/01/2004 8:49:52 AM PST by FBD (U.S. Marines: travel agents to the 72 virgins)

To: FBD; scholar

"Landru might like it too, cause it's got a frisky little Polish gal on the cover!"

HA!!!!

Ummmmm, izzat Monica LewinskY??
The "Fiery Pepperpot" & notorious player of an infamous left leaning skin flute?

Well bucko, how would a Welshman know names ending with a 'sky' are probably a German Jew, as opposed to ending with a 'ski', which "is" Polish.
~huh?

You may (_x_) , 'K?

>DOINK!<

...the real thing, (_E=MC²_)

62 posted on 12/01/2004 12:56:43 PM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

To: FBD; Landru; Mudboy Slim

Ha!--Monica should have ever looked that good. BTW--is the cigar in the Clintoon Prevaricator Library of Infamy?? Bubba was exceptional alright--unfortunately, I can't use the exceptional adjectives to describe that POS on this forum.

63 posted on 12/02/2004 11:02:51 AM PST by scholar

"Ha!--Monica should have ever looked that good."

Oh but she did look that good once, scholar.

Well.

...the top of her head must've. ;^)

64 posted on 12/02/2004 11:08:06 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

"I can't use the exceptional adjectives to describe that POS on this forum."

Fortunately, we are all of like mind as to what said adjectives are...MUD

65 posted on 12/02/2004 4:43:06 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

To: Tumbleweed_Connection

"It was Bill Clinton's humanity that made him a great president"

Ah...I don't whether to laugh or cry.

66 posted on 12/02/2004 4:46:11 PM PST by Right_in_Virginia

To: Grateful One; Landru; FBD; scholar; ForGod'sSake

"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")

When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!

Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!

Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!

Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!

Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!

(hauntin' formal fiddle)

Let MUD take CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!

FReegards, all...MUD (10/10/2001)

67 posted on 12/02/2004 4:47:06 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

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