Posted on 11/29/2004 5:40:37 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
Cheer up scholar!
Here's a magazine to read, while you convaless...
Landru might like it too, cause it's got a frisky little Polish gal on the cover! ;^D >DOINK!<Please Note: >Doink< is Copyright Property of Landru Inc.
HA!!!!
Ummmmm, izzat Monica LewinskY??
The "Fiery Pepperpot" & notorious player of an infamous left leaning skin flute?
Well bucko, how would a Welshman know names ending with a 'sky' are probably a German Jew, as opposed to ending with a 'ski', which "is" Polish.
~huh?
You may (_x_) , 'K?
>DOINK!<
...the real thing, (_E=MC2_)
Oh but she did look that good once, scholar.
Well.
...the top of her head must've. ;^)
Fortunately, we are all of like mind as to what said adjectives are...MUD
Ah...I don't whether to laugh or cry.
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin"
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam...
Bill spewed his lies and turned a shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and you...
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election...
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools...
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN...
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let MUD take CarVile, men...
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD (10/10/2001)
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