ROFL ........ there goes the coffee!
Why wait; It saves so much time.
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What do you call someone who hangs around musicians a lot? A Viola player.
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What do you call a Viola player with half a brain? Gifted.
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Why are Violist's ears sought after for transplants? They've never been used.
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What do a SCUD missile and a Viola player have in common? They're both offensive and inaccurate.